“Did this guy get a two-for-one deal at the MAGA flag store?” Michael Kosta said of the Supreme Court justice on Thursday’s “The Daily Show.”
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Flagging Right
Days after reports surfaced of an inverted U.S. flag being flown outside his home around the time of the Jan. 6 riot at the Capitol, Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is facing criticism for flying a second flag associated with that riot, this one at his vacation home in New Jersey last summer.
“Another flag? Did this guy get a two-for-one deal at the MAGA flag store?” Michael Kosta joked on “The Daily Show.”
“That’s right, a second flag at a second home. Alito’s second wife better watch her back.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“But if you’re upset about this, the good news is the Supreme Court has a code of ethics. Now, the bad news is they wrote that code of ethics, and they don’t follow it.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
The Punchiest Punchlines (Daily Habits Edition)
“Daily pot smokers are beating daily alcohol drinkers in the race to see who can escape their sad lives more quickly.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Some may be surprised by this, but as a New Yorker, I am not. I smoke weed every single day, whether I want to or not on the sidewalk, literally everywhere I go.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Now remember, this is daily or near-daily use because, in overall numbers, alcohol is more widely used. So, congratulations, weekend binge drinkers, you still have the biggest problem.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“This news has alcohol makers worried. They’ve changed their standard disclaimer from ‘Please drink responsibly’ to ‘Please drink.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
“The Garfield Movie” star Chris Pratt and Jimmy Fallon played a game of lasagna cornhole on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
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