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Rudy Awakening

Rudy Giuliani’s Covid diagnosis was a hot topic on late night Monday.

“How could this happen? He was being so careful!” Jimmy Kimmel joked of President Trump’s frequently maskless lawyer, whom Trevor Noah called the virus’s “least surprising victim yet.”

“Sadly, this Covid test is the only positive thing to come out of Rudy Giuliani in four years.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“When the news broke, the coronavirus was like, ‘Damn it, I knew I should have worn a mask.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“Who would have thought? Especially after Giuliani had taken every precaution — and thrown it out the window while screaming ‘Election fraud!’ in a crowded room with no mask.” — JAMES CORDEN

“He’s in the hospital now. He claims he’s feeling good; he claims he’s recovering quickly. He’s feasting on the blood of newborn babies in the maternity ward.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“OK, for a man his age, it is a troubling diagnosis, but I have no doubt he’ll get top-notch medical care. Plus, you know Rudy will stay hydrated. He drinks so many fluids, they leak out his skull.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“So, for just a partial list of Rudy’s achievements since the election: He’s lost 48 lawsuits, he melted on camera, he farted in court, he got Covid, and he shut down a state legislature. The only thing more embarrassing would be if he married his own cousin. He what?!” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“We may look back and see that he gave his life to overturn the results of this election.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Punchiest Punchlines (America’s Sprayer Edition)

“And as much as you might have some schadenfreude about this thing, Rudy Giuliani testing positive for Covid-19 is a terrifying new development. Because you realize up until now we didn’t even think that dead guys could get corona.” — TREVOR NOAH

“Giuliani decided to get tested after experiencing symptoms for the last 20 years.” — SETH MEYERS

“Apparently the doctor asked, ‘When did you start feeling a little off?’ and Rudy said, ‘Right around 2009.’”— JIMMY FALLON

“It keeps getting worse for Rudy. After his test showed he had Covid, he challenged the results in court and lost.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Rudy was like, ‘How could this happen? All I did was travel around maskless and use whatever I found laying around to wipe my face.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“He’s gone from America’s Mayor to ‘America’s Sprayer.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“So yes, Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for the coronavirus, although he is suing to have that result overturned.” — TREVOR NOAH

The Bits Worth Watching

Jimmy Fallon and the actor Andrew Rannells parodied popular Broadway songs in “2020: The Musical.”

What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night

Meryl Streep will catch up with James Corden, her co-star in the new musical comedy “The Prom,” on Tuesday’s “Late Late Show.”

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