Alan Carr has revealed he has a tiny todger and is worried taking steroids to give himself a muscly body could make it even smaller.
The comedian, 46, said he had considered using the drugs to get a toned bod but is concerned about side effects.
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The funnyman joked on his Life’s A Beach podcast: “I don’t want to take steroids, my penis can’t get any smaller!”
Although steroids can result in testicle shrinkage when used improperly, there is no evidence they can reduce penis size like Alan suggested.
Alan made the admission after the pair were talking about heading out on holiday and soaking up the sun surrounded by all kinds of other people.
The host agreed that you “can’t really relax” when you’re in that kind of environment, complimenting the Scissor Sisters podcast star guest Jake Shears, 44, as he said: “You’re in good shape, I’m chubby and I’m like, ‘How do I get a body like that?”
Jake said that everybody gets bodies like that with “steroids”, prompting Alan’s cheeky response.
Jake admitted to taking them to look beefier on the beach but reaffirmed that he believed they were “not worth it”.
He said: “It’s like a vicious cycle. You want to do [steroids] because you’re around those bodies all the time, and you’re just like, ‘I wanna look like that. I need to feel like that’.
“It’s a vicious cycle in those environments. That’s why I’m down to clown about steroids because I think it’s worth discussing.”
He also said taking the drug made him “really passionate and very excited about things” but damaged his libido, saying: “It definitely can affect your… you know, your ‘get up and go’.”
Alan wrapped it up by teasing: “Many of my listeners are on steroids, look at them, tiny penises!”
The comedian’s podcast has just returned following a long break with the previous episode posted just before Christmas.
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