A new poll has President Biden leading former President Trump, thanks to 58 percent of women surveyed supporting Biden.
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One new poll shows President Biden leading former President Donald Trump 50 percent to 44 percent.
“I don’t know just how Joe did it, but political analysts think it may be his strategy of standing still while his opponent repeatedly quotes Hitler,” Stephen Colbert said on Thursday.
But it was women who pushed Biden into the lead, with 58 percent of them supporting the current president, and 36 percent backing Trump.
“[imitating Biden] That’s right, the ladies love Cool Joe. They love my store-bought smile. They love the shades. They love that thing where I’m the last one standing between them and the Supreme Court putting a GoPro in their uterus.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Trump can’t understand why he’s losing the female vote. He was like, ‘No one has paid off more women than me.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“And to boost his numbers even higher with women, Biden just got Travis Kelce’s haircut.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Caught Red-Handed Edition)
“When asked yesterday about the recent pictures showing red marks on his hands, Former President Trump said that he had not seen the photographs and added, ‘Maybe it’s A.I.’ OK, who taught him that? Because now that’s going to be his answer for everything.” — SETH MEYERS
“In this case, A.I. stands for ‘an infection.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Even when he is literally caught red-handed, he won’t want to admit it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
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Source: Television - nytimes.com
