Danny Dyer has been put off colonic irrigations for life after he soiled himself in his car.
The EastEnders star, 44, has recalled the embarrassing moment he pooped himself in his own motor after he had his back passage cleansed, resulting in him having to sit in his dirty vehicle until he drove home.
He said: “I had a colonic once and I shat in my car didn’t I?
“I had to sit there in my own s**t. Hence why I would never have one again.”
Despite his shocker, the actor – who plays Queen Vic landlord Mick Carter in the BBC soap – still finds farts “incredibly funny”, as does his daughter, former Love Island winner Dani Dyer.
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She said: “I find farting so funny. It never gets old, it’s just stupid.
“I’ve never farted in front of my boyfriends. I just can’t fart.”
Dani is currently dating West Ham United star Jarrod Bowen, and her Football Factory actor father has hinted she has been having some difficulty about going to the toilet around the Premier League ace.
He said: “Well, you’ve been struggling with the whole having a s**te as well haven’t you?
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“I don’t think anyone wants to see someone having a s**te though.”
Speaking on their podcast Sorted With the Dyers, Dani replied: “No, no, no. I just think it’s that thing for a girl.
“But no, I would never fart in front of my boyfriends.
“Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had bad tummy.
“I remember when I went to Thailand, you get a bad stomach sometimes.”
While dealing with a listener’s issue about being ghosted by their dad, Danny joked he would only cut ties with Dani if she landed a part in Coronation Street.
He quipped: “I’m just trying to think what you’d have to do for me to f**k you off completely … maybe if you got a part in Corrie and we went head-to-head in the ratings.”
Dani replied: “We’ve obviously had disagreements, but to completely cut me off I’d be heart-broken.”
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