Ricky Gervais has one more ambition… to restore a castle and put crocodiles in its moat.
But the oddball comedian said he would probably end up being killed by the reptile because he likes a drink. In an online Q&A with his social media followers, funnyman Ricky was asked if there was something he would like to do that he has not yet done in his incredibly successful life.
He said: “Most people mean work with Meryl Streep or summat, but I do what I want career-wise. “First I think I’d like to build an animal sanctuary somewhere, or do up a castle.
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“Get a castle and put it back to its original glory…with air conditioning, plumbing, central heating, double glazing.
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“I like the moat, I’d keep the moat. I’d love to live in a castle with a drawbridge and a moat.
“Stick some f***ing crocodiles in the moat! Come home p***ed, forget the drawbridge, duff, dead!
“Eaten by crocodiles in his own f***ing castle.”
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Recently, Ricky admitted he loves it when snowflakes complain about him – because it makes him more popular.
“My last special dropped on Netflix at Christmas,” he said.
“In that special, I literally talk about my last special, saying it got to No.1 because of all the complaints.
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“And the silly c***s did it again. My name trended for three days!” Ricky is likely to provoke more moaning soon as his next stand-up show Mortality is due to be shown on Netflix as part of a big-money deal.
He added: “I don’t get trolled much. I don’t know why. Once a week I get one that says, ‘You’re f***ing s*** mate’. That’s the one I stop on.”
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