“It’s the first positive news he’s had in months,” Fallon said on Thursday.
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A Positive for Biden
President Joe Biden tested positive for Covid on Wednesday, forcing him to cancel campaign events and self-isolate.
“On the bright side, it’s the first positive news he’s had in months,” Jimmy Fallon said on Thursday.
“Yep, Biden had fatigue, a cough and brain fog — and then he got Covid.” — JIMMY FALLON
“President Biden tested positive yesterday for Covid-19. On the plus side, everyone around him was already distancing.” — SETH MEYERS
“Biden has Covid, which is no joke for a man of his age, especially because this is an unusual strain where the brain fog hits you three weeks ago.” — JORDAN KLEPPER, guest host of “The Daily Show”
“Thankfully, Biden is expected to make a full recovery, and his doctor said that he’ll be back to 60 percent in no time.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Matt Gaetz’s New Face Edition)
“Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz spoke last night at the Republican National Convention. When reached for comment, he couldn’t get his phone to unlock.” — SETH MEYERS
“I mean, he looks like he’s trying to be an NBA player’s third wife.” — ANTHONY ANDERSON, guest host of “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
“It looks like his eyebrows are reacting to a picture of his eyebrows.” — JORDAN KLEPPER
The Bits Worth Watching
The James Beard-winning barbecue master Kevin Bludso showed Guillermo and the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” guest host Anthony Anderson how to apply dry rub to dino ribs and pork shoulder on Thursday.
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