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Late Night Laments That Trump Didn’t Testify at His Trial

Jimmy Fallon said Trump wanted to take the stand in his criminal case on Tuesday, “but then he saw it was three steps without a handrail.”

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Donald Trump’s defense rested in his criminal trial on Tuesday. Despite previous statements, Trump did not testify on his own behalf.

“He wanted to take the stand, but then he saw it was three steps without a handrail,” Jimmy Fallon joked on Tuesday.

“That is shocking. Trump is not talking? What happened — did he write himself a check for $130,000?” — STEPHEN COLBERT

”So he’s doing the opposite of what he told us he was going to do over and over again? That’s not the Donald Trump I know, and I played full-contact hockey without a helmet this morning.” — MICHAEL KOSTA

“Is it possible that Donald Trump is full of [expletive]?— MICHAEL KOSTA

“OK, if you zoom in, you can see they slipped in the words ‘A Unified Reich.’ A Fourth Reich, if you will.” — JIMMY KIMMEL, on a video reposted on Trump’s Truth Social account

“The good news is Trump wants to bring the country together. The bad news is that country is Germany in 1933.”— JIMMY KIMMEL

“Evidently MAGA now stands for ‘Make America Germany Around 1938.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“When they saw the ad, even Confederate statues were, like, ‘You should take that down.’” — JIMMY FALLON

“What else does this man have to do for people to see what he is? Grow the mustache?” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“How many of his supporters do you think would say, ‘All right, that’s too much for me.’ I’d guess maybe 10.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

Billie Eilish performed her new single “Lunch” on Tuesday’s “Late Show.”

The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star J.B. Smoove will appear on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”

Graceland served as Elvis Presley’s personal home in Memphis from 1957 until his death in 1977, at the age of 42.Brandon Dill/Associated Press

The actress Riley Keough claims that a company is fraudulently planning to auction off the Memphis home of her grandfather, Elvis Presley.

Source: Television - nytimes.com


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