Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a global phenomenon that everybody has seen at least once – whether you’d like to admit it or not.
After launching in 2007, the show has gone on to become one of the longest-running US cable television series of all time, with 18 seasons and over 250 episodes.
It’s also launched several spin-offs including Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons and Life of Kylie – following the lives of the famous family and their pals.
But, with 18 seasons of footage, there are hundreds of hours to choose from to decipher the very best bits and here at Daily Star Online, we decided to help you out.
From Kim taking selfies while taking Khloe to jail, Brody Jenner getting “aroused”, and Kim and Kourtney giving birth on screen – nothing is off-limits for the family, nothing is off-limits.
Selfies en route to jail
Kim couldn’t miss out on a perfect selfie, much to Kris’ dismay
Arguably one of the most famous quotes to ever come out of Keeping Up. Kim Kardashian-West is known for her love for taking selfies, evident when she released an entire photo book named Selfish.
There’s a time and place to grab a quick selfie if the lighting is “on fleek” but according to momager Kris Jenner, when you’re taking your sister to jail is not the time to promote yourself.
Season Three saw Khloe report to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California in 2008, after violating her probation.
At the time, Khloe faced up to 30 days in jail and enrolment in an alcohol treatment program.
Khloe was released after less than three hours however due to overcrowding. Her spokeswoman said at the time: “Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved.”
Despite Kris freaking out, Kim couldn’t miss out on the opportunity of perfect lighting and let’s be honest, the snaps are great.
With the KKW beauty mogul finding the perfect photo-snapping opportunity, Kris Jenner screamed: “Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister’s going to jail!”
But Khloe took it in her stride and joined in, adding: “Here, Kim, this one!”
Taking to her website in 2015, Kim shared one of the pictures alongside the caption: “Had to share them with you guys because they are SO funny and I still can’t believe this happened.”
Diamond earring gate
Kim was horrified after losing one of her $75,000 diamond earrings
Having expensive taste comes at a price – one which Kim found out the hard way.
During a family holiday to Bora Bora, Kim Kardashian-West opted to rock a pair of $75,000 diamond earrings.
Kim’s then-boyfriend, Kris Humphries made the mistake of throwing the star into the ocean, which resulted in her losing one of the diamond studs.
Heartbroken, Kim threw a tantrum and started crying to Kris Jenner.
Although it was a tough scene to watch, Kourtney was herself as always and delivered the most iconic line from Keeping Up.
Turning to her sister, Kourtney said: “Kim, there are people that are dying.”
Televised births
Kourtney shocked everybody when she reached down and pulled Mason out while giving birth
After sharing every aspect of their lives, why not share the births of their children? Well, Kourtney decided she was going to document the entire birth of the first Kardashian off-spring, Mason Dash Disick.
During the birth, Khloe excitedly exclaimed: “We’re so excited. I’m actually holding Kourtney’s leg while she’s giving birth. It’s just beautiful,” while gazing down the camera lens.
Acting as though nothing was going on, Kourt didn’t utter one groan or scream while giving birth.
Despite there being an entire team of medical staff on hand, this didn’t matter to Kourtney who shocked everybody by reaching down and pulling Mason out before placing him on her chest.
She told People following the birth: “The experience was so indescribable and life-changing, and I can’t believe he’s all mine.”
Doomed engagements
Rob shocked his family when he announced he was engaged (Image: xxxxxx/Instagram)
It’s fair to say the Kardashian family were less than impressed when Rob Kardashian announced he was engaged to Blac Chyna.
During an episode of KUWTK, Rob announced that he had proposed to Chyna without warning any of his family.
Opening up during a confessional piece-to-camera, Khloe said: “Finding out on social media leaves a really bad taste in my mouth.”
Despite being supportive at first, Kourtney soon changed her tune, adding: “I mean, how many weddings have we been to in this family and they don’t mean s**t?”
It seems as though the Kardashian gals were right as Rob and Chyna separated in December 2016, just one month after Chyna gave birth to their daughter, Dream.
Kim Kardashian ‘on ecstasy’
Beauty mogul Kim admitted to being high when she created her famous sex tape (Image: WireImage)
Kanye West’s wife claimed that she was high on ecstasy when she married Damon Thomas and also while filming her sex tape two years later with boyfriend Ray J – a claim Ray J strenuously denied.
Speaking during a December 2018 episode of KUWTK, Kim made the shocking revelation to Scott Disick and her supermodel sister, Kendall Jenner.
Despite maintaining a clean image and often saying she doesn’t drink and hasn’t touched drugs, the 39-year-old said: “I got married on ecstasy –the first time. I did ecstasy once, I got married.
“I did it again, I made a sex tape.”
Visibly shocked, Scott asked for confirmation with Kim adding: “Absolutely. Everyone knows it. Like, my jaw was shaking the whole time.”
“Half chubs” and naked photoshoots
Brody joked that he got a “half chub” after walking in on Kim (Image: © E!)
While missing her fiancé Kanye West, Kim decided it was time to take matters into her own hands so the Yeezus rapper wouldn’t miss his lady-love.
During a family trip to Thailand, Kim famously photographed every moment and even told a shopkeeper it was “the purpose of life”.
However, her selfie obsession hit an awkward low when she was taking racy pics in a wet, see-through dress with pal and executive assistant, Stephanie Shepherd.
Posing in front of a bathtub, Kim bared all for the snap, which made it into her book, Selfish.
However, what she didn’t expect was step-brother Brody Jenner walking in as she stood there with her modesty on display.
As if that wasn’t awkward enough, Brody made a shocking revelation to brother Brandon and his then-wife, Leah Jenner.
Leah, 37, asked: “Did you get turned on by Kim?”
Brody replied that he got a “half chub,” before Brandon teased: “You got a little turned on by your sister!”
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk
