Late night hosts lamented that more classified documents were found, this time in President Biden’s Delaware garage.
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‘Car-a-Lago’
Late night hosts ribbed President Biden on Thursday after additional classified documents were uncovered in his care, this time in the garage of his Delaware home.
“No!” Stephen Colbert cried at the top of his monologue. “Say it ain’t so, Joe!”
“I know you’re retirement age — are you starting a collection? They’re classified documents, not spoons from the Delaware Train Museum!” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“The White House announced today that President Biden’s aides found classified documents at several locations inside his Delaware home. And he’s had them for a while, because a lot of them have to do with the Louisiana Purchase.” — SETH MEYERS
“You’ve heard of Mar-a-Lago — this is Car-a-Lago.” — JAMES CORDEN
“Good Lord, apparently presidents lose classified documents the way we lose AirPods.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Which is more dangerous: Joe Biden having classified documents in his garage, or Joe Biden having the keys to a Corvette?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“He calls it ‘Stud Force One.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
[imitating Biden] “It’s in a locked garage. You think I might leave my sweet cherry Vette out on the main drag where some street thugs could scuff it with their switchblades? No sirree. I keep that baby locked up tight in my garage. Sunday afternoons, I go in there and buff it with a handful of missile maps.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Punchiest Punchlines (No Shame in His Blame Edition)
“Back in 2017, Trump floated the idea of nuking North Korea and blaming the attack on another country. The old ‘Canada did it’ routine.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“According to a new book, then-President Trump discussed in 2017 the possibility of striking North Korea with a nuclear weapon and then blaming it on another country. Even weirder, he wanted to blame it on Belgium.” — SETH MEYERS
“That’s right, Trump discussed the possibility of striking North Korea with a nuclear weapon and then blaming it on another country. Oh, my God. Seriously? It’s nuclear war, not a fart.” — SETH MEYERS
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Source: Television - nytimes.com
