Denise Van Outen and her boyfriend Eddie Boxshall have returned to Celebrity Gogglebox for its second series but were blown away by a clip of BBC show Ambulance.
The duo were reacted to a section of the real life medical show, where a man phoned the emergency services because he’d injured himself.
Viewers heard as he said he was bleeding from his foreskin, with the line operator asking for more information as to how he did it.
The man, clearly uneasy, slowly admitted he’d done it by “having a w***”.
Denise, Eddie and the rest of the Celebrity Gogglebox cast members were completely gobsmacked by the man’s confession.
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Eddie turned to Denise and asked: “Why would you tell them you were having a Thomas [Tank]?
“Why wouldn’t you tell them, ‘My favourite programme was on, nipped to the toilet and heard it coming back on and pulled my zip up a bit too fast and nicked it?'”
Denise applauded the man’s honesty, while their cast mates attempted to pick their jaws up off the floor.
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Married This Morning hosts Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes grimaced as they realised what had happened.
Father and son duo Martin and Roman Kemp were in hysterics, rolling around their sofa as they laughed – while keeping two metres apart, of course.
And Emilia Fox and her mum Joanna David were just as horrified as Ruth and Eamonn.
Emilia said: “That’s quite a severe w*** to have, isn’t it mum?”
Viewers were equally as shocked, with one tweeting: “I don’t think I’ve ever gasped so loudly.”
Another wrote: “Splitting foreskin having a w***. Dude you could have said, ‘I was having vigorous sex.'”
While a third joked: “Foreskin broke due to w***ing. F***ing hell, I have never been that bad.”
Let’s hope the poor man got things under control pretty quickly.
Celebrity Gogglebox airs Fridays at 9pm on Channel 4
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk