TV icon Ulrika Jonsson made a raunchy “flaps” joke on her Instagram page, after joking she’ll “be a virgin again” at the end of the coronavirus lockdown.
The 52-year-old shared a picture of directions, which read: “Lift flaps to tear perforations.”
She captioned the photo: “I have no perforations but it has been a while since someone lifted my flaps.#justsaying”
Ulrika’s racy post comes after she joked she’ll “be a virgin again” due to not being able to have sex with her new man in self-isolation.
Taking to her column in BEST magazine, Ulrika penned: “Having spent the past two years of coming out of a somewhat ‘barren’ marriage with little human touch, I have then spent the past five months motoring along in a physical relationship with a new man – so you might see the confusion my brain and body is suffering.
“It took a lot to get my inner sexual engine started up again – only for coronavirus to take away the petrol and dump in an isolated garage on the edge of nowhere.”
(Image: Rob Greig)
She added: “I know you might argue that missing intimacy, touch, love and affection, is way down the list of needs and musts right now – and I hear you.
“But it took a long time to re-programme my dormant brain to wake up and give and receive affection. And now I’m trying to do the reverse. And you know what they say about old dogs…
“So, instead, my new approach is looking forward to ‘dating’ again – whenever that may be. I’m trying my hardest to remember what it feels like.
“At the same time as wonder whether I’ll actually be a virgin again by the time this is all over.”
The mum-of-three admitted in February that she had had sex for the first time in five years after coming out of marriage to third husband Brian Monet, which she claimed was sexless for the last few years.
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk