Danny Dyer is undoubtedly one of the nation’s most beloved soap stars, but he’s also become one of the funniest faces in showbiz.
The EastEnders legend – who plays Mick Carter on the BBC soap – has been a familiar face on Albert Square ever since joining the cast on Christmas Day back in 2013.
Often famed for playing the ‘hard-man’, the cockney charmer has also starred in a whole host of famous films including The Football Factory (2004), as well as turning his talents to hit documentaries like The Real Football Factories.
However, East Ender Danny is far from shy, and he’s come out with some jaw-dropping one-liners over the years – such as when he called former Prime Minister David Cameron a “tw*t” on live television in 2018.
But Danny’s not afraid to chat about sex either, and he’s coined some outrageously steamy sex confessions on television shows and podcasts – even in front of his poor family members like Love Island star Dani Dyer who were left cringing at their dad.
Danny turns 44 years old today, and to celebrate the actor’s birthday the Daily Star have tracked down Danny’s raciest sex confessions – and some are sure to leave you red in the face.
Danny ‘thinks of nan to stop himself climaxing’
Last year, Danny began co-hosting a new podcast with his lovely daughter Dani called Sorted with the Dyers – in which they dish out nuggets of advice to their listeners.
24-year-old Dani shot to fame on Love Island on 2018 – when she won the villa-based dating show with her ex-boyfriend Jack Fincham.
But in one episode of her podcast, the whole show turned to chaos when Danny burst out with a roaring sex confession which involved his nan’s toenails – leaving Dani absolutely mortified.
The TV hardman began giving out sex tips including his go-to technique which enables him to last longer in the bedroom, all in a bid to improve his bedroom performance.
Danny admitted: “My Nan, rest in peace, her nails would hang over her flip flops. We would often catch her trying to cut them with plyers because there was an 80-year-old nail, you can imagine how tough that was, it was like a f***ing rhino’s horn.”
“Interestingly, this is hard to say in front of you. If I am having sex, the way to stop myself climaxing is to think about my Nan’s toenails. I thought I’d declare it to you.
Despite being embarrassed at confessing his bedroom antics in front of his daughter, he continued: “Sometimes you need little techniques – for anyone who is listening, send in your issues if you’re having any problems with premature ejaculation because I can send you a photo of my Nan’s toenails or you might get off on it.”
A stunned Dani cried out: “Oh my God! What? Dad!”
“I didn’t know these toenails had such an affect. Sh*t. Thanks for that. You’re having a few too many roll around recently.”
“I’m traumatised to be honest; there are so many things in my head that I want to delete.”
The actor didn’t stop there, though because he then teased his daughter about her own sexual activities during lockdown when the topic of Dani’s pregnancy came up.
Dani, who is now a mum to her young son Santiago whom she shares with her ex-boyfriend Sammy Kimmence, was expecting Santiago at the time.
When Dani told her dad he’d always said not to make him a granddad before he was 40, the actor teased: “Was that your whole motivation for getting pregnant, so let me get this right – you’ve not been having sex until your dad’s 40.”
Dani then shot back: “I’m not talking about my sex life”.
However, Danny quipped: “We know what sort of lockdown you’ve had, keeping yourself busy, instead of reading poetry or building Lego.
“I like the fact that I could be a great granddad by the time I’m 60 and by the time I’m 80 I can be a great-great granddad.”
Danny confesses how he lost his virginity at the age of 14
It appears that Danny was a rather early starter when it came to getting jiggy with it, because the actor admitted he began having sex before he even started puberty.
Danny appeared with his daughter Sunnie, who was 11 at the time, during Channel 4’s three-part series called Let’s Talk About Sex – which saw a handful of celebs chatting about the ‘birds and the bees’ with their respective family members.
In a hilariously awkward clip from the show, the father-daughter-duo could be seen chatting about how Danny was getting down to business before he’d even hit puberty with Sunnie’s mum – Jo Mas – whom he is still married to since the pair tied the knot in 2016.
Danny confessed: “I was having sex before I started puberty. With your mum.”
Sunnie replied: “Oh God. Fourteen? You had sex at 14? That’s like me having sex at 14!”
Danny then shot back: “Well, that won’t be happening.”
Sunnie then gave her dad a good grilling, and the star could be seen getting visibly uncomfortable as she asked him: “Did Nanny ever find out?” to which he replied: “No”.
Sunnie declared: “Oh, you’ve just exposed yourself. Good luck with that phonecall.” before Danny grinned and said: “Yeah but I’m 41 now so I’m three kids down the line. I don’t really think she’s gonna wag her finger at me, is she?”
Danny admits to having had unprotected sex as a teen
Unfortunately for Danny though, that wasn’t the first time he dropped an excruciating bombshell which could come back to haunt him at his next family dinner.
That’s because he put himself right in the firing line again when sharp-witted Sunnie quizzed him about his use of protection.
In another comical clip, the youngster asked her father if they used protection when they got down to business in their teens – which left Danny looking rather shy.
After looking at the ground and pausing for a long time, Danny sheepishly agrees that they did – but he looked incredibly guilty as he said it.
He said: “Yeah.. but um…”, but Sunnie wasn’t buying any of it and burst out laughing.
Danny reveals his saucy sex education ‘base’ system
Father-of-three Danny heroically took on the role of sex education teacher in the show when he gave a graphic lesson on the base system, but we’re pretty sure he wasn’t using a lesson plan.
The sexual base system has often been used as a measure of which sexual acts people have performed, and Danny was quick to give his own quirky spin on it.
First base, according to Mr Dyer, is when someone “gets to touch a breast”, but he wasn’t sure what second base entailed.
Speaking very candidly, he pondered the stage at first, saying: “I’m not sure about what second base is…”
However, he cringed as he then came out with: “Is that grabbing the m*ff?”
Things got even more raunchy when it came to third base, though, with Danny letting himself in for another on-screen blooper.
Danny said: “Surely the third base is, you know, you’re having sex, surely. Unless there’s a bit of reefing around the a*se?”.
“There’s just so many different theories.”
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