Comedian Ali Wong issued a warning to other women about encounters she had with men who have “micropenises” in a hysterical Netflix clip.
The actor, writer and comedian dedicated an entire stand-up set in her Netflix special to deter other women from “falling for the trap” that she once fell for while dating a man with a smaller appendage.
In the show, she claimed that there are differences between men and women avoiding sex on a first date.
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She says women won’t sleep with men when they first meet if they can see the relationship being long-term.
However, she claims men who decline sex on a first date are hiding something.
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Ali explained: “Everybody knows the secret now. “When a woman sleeps with a man right away, it’s not because we don’t respect ourselves.
“It’s because we don’t respect you. “We don’t see you as marriage material, that’s why we let your d**k inside so fast.
“By letting you in, we’re really kicking you out of our future.
“But you better be careful, because when a man doesn’t sleep with you right away, it’s not because he respects you.
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“It’s because he has a small d**k and he’s trying to trap you.”
But just how did she reach this conclusion?
Well, Ali claims she has had some experience with men who have small penises in the past as she recalled: “I fell for that s**t once.
“Fell in love and into a semi-long-term relationship with a man who kept on wanting to wait to have sex and I assumed it’s because he thought I was so special and amazing and worth waiting for – he was hiding something!”
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The comedian explained that when the pair were finally ready to do the nasty, he presented her with “this tiny mess of a thing that wouldn’t even reach your molars.”
It was also apparently the first time she had ever encountered a micropenis and she awkwardly asked him if he had been in “an accident”.
As a result, Ali has now sworn off micropenises for good.
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