On Wednesday, Seth Meyers said he was “starting to think Trump doesn’t watch the ends of documentaries.”
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‘Mein Bad’
Donald Trump’s longest-serving chief of staff, John Kelly, said the former president had said more than once while in office that Adolf Hitler “did some good things.”
On Wednesday, Seth Meyers said he was “starting to think Trump doesn’t watch the ends of documentaries.”
“Once you have to explain to someone that Hitler is bad, there’s not much else to talk about. You don’t see many first dates survive that.” — SETH MEYERS
“Seriously, Trump, Hitler never did anything good. He even sucked at waving. Like, dude, God gave you elbows — use them.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“I don’t even think you have to know history. You can probably get all the info you need from Mel Brooks movies and Bugs Bunny cartoons.” — SETH MEYERS
“This is the first election where reporters have to ask, ‘Who’d you root for when you watched ‘Saving Private Ryan’?” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump made it worse today when he said, ‘Oops, mein bad.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Lose Yourself Edition)
“At a campaign event in Detroit, Eminem introduced Barack Obama. Which makes sense, they both made a career out of pretending to be Black.” — GREG GUTFELD
“You know, somewhere, Trump is yelling at his aides: [imitating Trump] ‘How could M&Ms betray me? I don’t understand. Is there no loyalty?’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“But it’s nice to see Obama pay homage to Eminem because it means that Black people have finally accepted that Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time. And look — no, stop — I know how it feels. I went through it every time Tiger Woods won a golf tournament, OK?” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Was that song Osama bin Laden? Because Obama killed it.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“I will say, maybe Obama should skip that line about ‘dropping bombs,’ you know? Are you still rapping, or are you doing a drone strike?” — MICHAEL KOSTA
The Bits Worth Watching
Members of the New York Liberty joined Jimmy Fallon for a team selfie celebrating their WNBA championship on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Julia Louis-Dreyfus will take “The Colbert Questionert” on Thursday’s “Late Show.”
Also, Check This Out
The vampire comedy series “What We Do in the Shadows” returned for its sixth and final season on FX and Hulu this week.
Source: Television - nytimes.com
