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Megan Barton-Hanson admits she wants a man to 'simp hard' over farting in public

Megan Barton-Hanson has shared a very unusual request for a man that “simps hard” for her after reading a hilarious story about flatulence.

The former Love Island star took to Instagram to share a screenshot of a viral story about a man who fell in love with a woman who farted in a supermarket.

Rather than being repulsed, Megan simply told her followers: “I want a guy simping this hard,” with a sassy nail-painting emoji.

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The post was addressed to a woman who “farted in Whole Foods today” and discussed the situation.

It began by describing the woman, who was a “tall brunette with a near perfect body,” who had “farted in the bread section earlier that day”.

Megan admitted she wanted someone to simp over her

The author described himself as the “tall guy next to her” that had looked over and asked whether she was the culprit.

According to the author, the woman quickly denied any involvement and “almost seemed insulted” that she had asked.

The male continued on to say that the “stink grew” and she repeatedly denied but looked as though she had “been busted”.

As the hilarious anecdote went on, the author claimed that he “tried to help get rid of the smell by waving his two ciabatta breads”.

The star is no stranger to being open online
(Image: mirror.co.uk)

He then concluded: “You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, would love to meet up.”

The attached picture then showed a Google Maps screenshot where a red pin had been dropped in the Manhattan area, near the Lincoln Tunnel.

Megan seemed completely head over heels for the humorous tale – so much so that she had screenshotted it herself and added it to her Instagram Story with her own comment.

She urged fans to join her on the X-rated website
(Image: Instagram)

The unusual request comes after Megan recently teased her followers to a sneak peek at her OnlyFans content.

Barton-Hanson took to her Instagram story to share a saucy picture wearing festive red underwear as she posed with her back to the camera.

She added a pair of white sports socks and asked fans to “come and chat” to her on OnlyFans, where she was putting out “new Christmas content”.

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