Anyone remember Toffo sweets? They cost me a few teeth back in the day.
The shopkeeper caught me nicking some and punched me in the gob.
I may get a slap from Jonathan Ross if I ever run into him because I insulted him on Twitter.
He grumpily replied: “I don’t deserve to be tweeted like this.”
It’s probably just safer to stay off Twitter completely these days as everyone seems to want to be offended.
The Masked Singer has gripped fans since the quirky show began earlier this month (Image: ITV)
I preferred the old days where you had to offend people to their face.
Newsreader Alastair Stewart found out the pitfalls of tweeting after he used the word “ape”.
I had a similar experience.
I once really upset Donny Osmond by mixing him up with Davy Jones.
He really didn’t like being called a Monkee.
Osmond and Ross deserve some stick for taking part in “the Guess Who? game on LSD” that is The Masked Singer. But I admit it is perversely compelling.
Wardy’s Wagers believes Ross deserves some stick for taking part (Image: ITV)
I sat through an entire show praying the big reveal would be Elvis, Tupac or Lord Lucan.
Instead it was someone a lot less likely – Bianca off EastEnders.
That really was the Ender for me.
According to recent press reports it could well be Lucan, as apparently he has been “found” in Australia.
I think this is as likely as Kylie Minogue riding Shergar down Neighbours.
But if you believe it’s true you can get 8/1 with Paddy Power on the Lord, nicknamed Lucky Lucan, being found alive.
Although I reckon a bet on it would be a sure-fire way to see your money disappear for good.
According to recent reports it could well be Lucan, as apparently he has been ‘found’ (Image: ITV)
TO BE FOUND ALIVE
(Paddy Power)
Lord Lucan – 8-1
Elvis Presley – 33-1
Tupac Shakur – 50-1
Juice Wrld – 25-1
Michael Jackson – 50/1
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk
