Johnny Vaughan is warning everyone on Earth should be terrified about being abducted and probed by little green men.
The Radio X DJ also believes aliens may be the missing link between apes and humans that would explain how we developed language and the power to create technology and artistic masterpieces.
He said of being abducted: “I’m terrified of it, of course.
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“Anyone with half a brain is terrified of being abducted by aliens, and those same aliens probing, literally, probing the s**t out of them.
“Anyone who is sane and lives in the real world has that fear – of course you do.”
Johnny opened up as he launched his new podcast Alien Kidnap Club, in which he interviews people who claim to have survived alien abductions.
The ex-Big Breakfast host started his alien podcast after he had an unexplained encounter with an object “the fastest I’ve ever seen” while stuck on the M1 a few years ago.
He said: “I was coming back from a football match – I was in the passenger seat and I was looking out the window just beyond the hard shoulder.
“Suddenly I saw this bright light, like the size of a dustbin lid. It was made of light, and it was swooping around, it went right up, right up and it had light coming off it in all directions.”
Johnny also told us about how aliens may be the missing link between apes and humans: “They never really explained Darwin’s theory. I once did a show on Radio 4 and spoke to two of the world’s experts on it, and they couldn’t fully explain it.
“There are gaps – you couldn’t go to court and prove absolutely along the line we came from monkeys – there’s loads of messy stuff.
“They say give monkeys typewriters and they’ll eventually write Shakespeare, but they won’t – they’ll just bash each other over the head with it.
“If you gave them some cheese, bread and a field of wheat, will they make pizzas.
“No, they won’t, because monkeys are f***ing stupid.
“But give one man a quill and he wrote Shakespeare.”
Jhnny also heaped praised on our coverage of alien abductees’ tales and the possibility of whether there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe.
He added: “I am searching for answers, and like all your readers, I’m trying to keep my feet on the ground – while reaching for the Daily Star Sunday.”
Johnny also spoke about theories world leaders may be aliens in disguise or have alien DNA by warning: “They are certainly not of this world.”
Alien Kidnap Club is available now on Global Player and every Wednesday on all other podcast platforms.
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