Fallon joked that “tomorrow at 9 p.m., CBS has ‘The Amazing Race,’ and NBC has the opposite.”
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The Not-So-Amazing Race
The third Republican presidential debate will air on NBC on Wednesday night, live from Miami.
Jimmy Fallon joked that tomorrow at 9 p.m., “The Amazing Race” will play on CBS while “NBC has the opposite.”
“Five nonviable candidates will assemble onstage for no good reason at all — none of them will be president.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Chris Christie, Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy, Tim Scott and Ron DeSantis. What a lineup. It’s like if all the Avengers were Hawkeye.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Most of the pressure is on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who will be in front of a home crowd and is reportedly determined to finally break away from the pack. In fact, sources inside his camp say he’s planning to wear his extra-tall Gene Simmons KISS boots.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“The debate is at Miami-Dade County Center for the Performing Arts. Yep, for performing arts, because pretending you have a shot when you’re polling at 1 percent, well, that’s acting.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Bye-Bye, WeWork Edition)
“The co-working space company WeWork filed yesterday for bankruptcy. Wait a minute — again? You already went out of business. I watched a whole mini-series about how you went out of business. And you were still in business? Oh, my God, Trump’s going to win again, isn’t he?” — SETH MEYERS
“WeWork went from a $47 billion company to bankruptcy. Somewhere out there, Elon Musk is going, ‘Ooh, challenge accepted!’” — SARAH SILVERMAN
“You know what? Maybe this is an opportunity. America has a homelessness crisis, and WeWork has all of the empty building space. You see where I’m going with this, right? We need to give the WeWork guy another $100 billion to solve homelessness.” — SARAH SILVERMAN
The Bits Worth Watching
Jimmy Kimmel took audience questions for People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2023 then unveiled him on Tuesday’s show.
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The comedian Leslie Jones will sit down with her friend Seth Meyers on Wednesday’s “Late Night.”
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The showrunner Syreeta Singleton took her “Rap Sh!t” stars on the road for the Max comedy’s second season, premiering Thursday.
Source: Television - nytimes.com
