Piers Morgan couldn’t help but chuckle as the bloke boasting Britain’s “biggest todger” made his telly debut. The chap reckons he’s got the largest love muscle among the UK’s 32.81 million gents, but Piers was having none of it.
With a cheeky smirk, the telly veteran, 59, lobbed back: “How does he know??” alongside a string of giggling emojis.
One witty punter on Twitter reckoned the stats must be from “NHS data”, but good luck finding those figures!
Word on the street – or at least from the London clinic International Andrology – is that the average joystick measures up at six inches. Mind you, that’s based on a modest sample of 1,000 self-measuring lads.
Matt Barr’s claiming his whopping 12-inch trouser snake is twice the national norm, and it’s such a monster, he’s been chucked out of yoga classes.
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Spilling the beans to a tickled Cat Deeley and her sidekick Ben Shephard on This Morning, Matt dished out that he’s had lasses hit him up for dates just to flaunt his colossal manhood on their OnlyFans snaps.
But when it comes to the world stage, Matt’s manhood is dwarfed by Roberto Esquivel Cabrera from Mexico, who’s packing a mind-blowing 18.9 inches. Rather than boasting, the poor fella says his mammoth member has mucked up his life so much he’s had to get registered as disabled.
Back in 2015, a vid did the rounds of Roberto measuring up to back up his extraordinary claim. Then jobless, he spilled the beans on how his massive manhood has cost him jobs and relationships, not to mention the struggle to pray in church without it causing a scene.
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But he’s not alone in his extraordinary claims back in 2021, a gobsmacked Josie Gibson was confronted with “photo evidence” on This Morning, proving it was another bloke, Jonah Falcon, who was packing serious heat. And while Matt might not hold the title for the world’s longest lad, he’s been booted from yoga classes because of his eye-popping physique.
He told the This Morning crew that he got the boot after being wrongly accused of sporting a stiffy, despite donning loose threads to keep things under wraps but folks just couldn’t shake off their misconceptions and that, despite wearing baggy clothing, “people just got the wrong idea”.
Despite the daily dramas his dong causes, he’s ruled out going under the knife for a size reduction, even though it could set him back a hefty £15,000. “It’s only done, normally, in the cases of tumors and things like that. In the case of normal function, it’s not common,” he dished out the details.
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