The “Tonight Show” host was excited about Beyoncé’s plans to appear with the vice president: “What a night — the most powerful woman in the world and Kamala Harris.”
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The pop superstar Beyoncé will join Vice President Kamala Harris onstage at a campaign rally in Houston on Friday.
“What a night — the most powerful woman in the world and Kamala Harris,” Jimmy Fallon said on Thursday.
“Woo, baby. Talk about a get! The last time Beyoncé appeared onstage with a presidential candidate was Hillary in 2016, so things are looking good.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“Yeah, Beyoncé will sing ‘Irreplaceable,’ and Biden will be like, ‘Too soon!’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, Harris is rallying with Beyoncé while Trump will be onstage claiming migrants are eating Snoop Dogg and Doja Cat.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Daddy Issues Edition)
“At a Trump campaign rally yesterday in Georgia, former Fox News host Tucker Carlson compared former President Trump returning to office to a father who comes home to give a ‘bad little girl’ a ‘vigorous spanking’ for being disobedient. Wow. I guess for my part, I’m just glad he’s standing behind a podium.” — SETH MEYERS
“OK, so this might be why you’ve never been invited to speak at a political rally before.” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“You know, most people just clear their browser history, they don’t put it in their speeches.” — SETH MEYERS
“Not to fact-check you there, Tuck, but we know from Stormy Daniels that Daddy’s the one who likes to get spanked.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“You see, America? These Trump people — they aren’t weird. They just know that Trump is a big strong daddy that’s coming home to spank us all. Totally normal stuff. I can’t wait to hear Tucker’s thoughts on the economy: ‘Inflation is like a babysitter, and she’s been naughty.’” — MICHAEL KOSTA
“I just can’t figure out why they’re having trouble appealing to female voters.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
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