“Just like that, they’re going head to head, toe to toe, mano a mango,” Stephen Colbert said of two forthcoming presidential debates in June and September.
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‘Mano a Mango’
President Biden and Donald Trump agreed to two forthcoming presidential debates on Wednesday.
Stephen Colbert joked that “the debate over debating is finally over.”
“Just like that, they’re going head to head, toe to toe, mano a mango.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Yeah, Trump agreed to the debate. He said, ‘I’ll be there, assuming it’s OK with my parole officer.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“The first debate will be next month, which is the earliest a presidential debate has ever been, and, if we’re being honest, an early-bird debate feels right for these guys.” — JIMMY FALLON
“It’s really quite something to challenge your opponent to a debate anytime, anywhere, anyplace while you’re standing behind barricades at a mandatory court appearance for your criminal trial.” — SETH MEYERS
The Punchiest Punchlines (Let’s Get Ready to Ramble Edition)
“Yep, Biden and Trump will meet June 27 on CNN, and one of Biden’s debate conditions was not having an audience, so that explains why it’s on CNN.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Biden is looking forward to laying out his 2024 agenda, while Trump is just happy to go somewhere where nobody will draw him while he sleeps.” — SETH MEYERS
“Trump jumped right on the offer, posting, ‘Just tell me when — I’ll be there. Let’s get ready to rumble!’ Rumble? I’ve seen your rallies. I think you mean, ‘Let’s get ready to ramble.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Cast members from the new Broadway adaptation of “The Great Gatsby” performed the song “My Green Light” on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
The actor and humorist Nick Offerman will appear on Thursday’s “Daily Show.”
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Joel Grey and Eddie Redmayne discussed their shared history of playing the Emcee in “Cabaret” several times over.
Source: Television - nytimes.com
