“I’m starting to think Trump writes his name on buildings just so he can remember where he lives,” Jimmy Fallon said.
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‘50 First Debates’
Ramin Setoodeh, the author of “Apprentice in Wonderland,” a new book about Donald Trump, said that the former president had “severe memory issues” and forgot who Setoodeh was in a follow-up interview.
“I’m starting to think Trump writes his name on buildings just so he can remember where he lives,” Jimmy Fallon joked.
“I love how Trump didn’t remember who the author was but still talked to him for 10 hours.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Trump and Biden are accused of having memory issues, which is why they’re starring in the new film ‘50 First Debates.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“The author of the upcoming book ‘Apprentice in Wonderland’ said in a new interview that former President Trump has ‘severe memory issues.’ ‘Same here,’ said undecided voters.” — SETH MEYERS
“He loves talking about himself so much, he made time to do an interview for a book about ‘The Apprentice.’ I feel like you could get him to host ‘The Apprentice’ right now if you — if you pitched him a reality show where he picks his running mate ‘Apprentice’-style, for the right amount of money, he would 100 percent do it.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (How Hot Is It? Edition)
“Around 150 million Americans are expected to experience temperatures above 90 degrees this week, thanks to what they call a ‘heat dome.’ I always thought the heat dome was that weird helmet thing my grandma sat under at the hair salon.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’ll be so hot in Maine this week, the lobsters will be getting in pots just to cool down.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s so hot in New York this week, the rats are wearing crop tops.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s so hot in South Dakota, Kristi Noem’s dogs are shooting themselves.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s so hot at Mar-a-Lago, Donald Trump asked Melania to be even colder to him.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Scientists warn heat waves will be longer, more intense and more frequent. So, good news for Mrs. Heat Wave.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Yep, this week, when you open the weather app, it just shows you the middle finger emoji.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
The actress Hannah Einbinder told Jimmy Kimmel she was taking notes while appearing on his show to prepare for the late-night show theme on Season 4 of “Hacks.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Lupita Nyong’o, the star of “A Quiet Place: Day One,” will appear on Wednesday’s “Late Night.”
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A decade after his breakout hit, “Take Me to Church,” the Irish singer-songwriter Hozier has found a new young fan base on TikTok.
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