EXCLUSIVE: Daily Star was invited to an exclusive Clarkson’s Farm event, but series favourite Kaleb Cooper was noticeably missing from the afternoon’s festivities
Clarkson’s Farm favourite Kaleb Cooper was forced to pull out of a recent event with Jeremy Clarkson.
Daily Star was invited to Jeremy’s Hawkstone VIP Summer Party and sadly Kaleb was missing. However, Jeremy was there and during his speech the Top Gear presenter informed the crowd: “Excuse my dishevelled state, we began the harvest at Diddly Squat this very morning!”
“Set off about 8:30, Kaleb’s first time ever with his new combine, doing the combining.”
Unfortunately, the Clarkson’s Farm regular was faced with some difficulty out in the field: “8:45, combine broke down. Got the combine mended. Then, and this is true, for the first time in four months it rained. So, that soaked all the oats we were supposed to be harvesting.”
“I rushed over here but he sends his apologies, he’s sitting waiting for the moisture levels to drop so that he can get cracking because we know we’re on for a shocking harvest this year.”
“If there are any farmers here, they’ll tell you the same thing. I mean, last year was the second worst recorded ever and we think this year is going to be even worse because it just hasn’t rained.”
Clarkson then thanked the crowd for their support and explained that his Hawkstone Lager has been doing so well, he’s decided to make a TV advert.
However, you won’t be seeing it on your screens anytime soon: “Sadly, we made it at great expense, great difficulty and it has been banned. Nobody will show it. We’re told by the Advertising Standards Authority that it doesn’t meet their high standards.”
“Well, I’m going to show it to you now and let’s see if you can see what the problem is that these people have.”
Visitors watched in disbelief as they burst into laughter while watching the advert on a large screen, which featured a choir of farmers singing: “F*** me, it’s good,” in angelic tones.
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