Lisa Appleton is back once more to ensure Daily Star Online readers don’t suffer any hanky-panky horrors or nookie nightmares.
Last week, she was giving tips to a man whose wife wanted to start swinging against despite the coronavirus lockdown restrictions.
Lisa told the anonymous man that he was being sensible not wanting to dive back into their swinging ways and that’s important to remember safety first.
The Big Brother beauty suggested they do attend a swinging party if they’re really keen, but instead of sleeping with other couples, maybe they should try watching other people have sex instead.
This week, Lisa is helping a man whose girlfriend wants a threesome – without him.
Lisa Appleton helps Daily Star Online readers with their nookie nightmares
‘Girlfriend planning a threesome and I’m not included’
Dear Lisa,
My girlfriend and I have been together for eight years after meeting at uni and for the most part it’s been incredible.
But last year we hit a bumpy patch.
My girlfriend slept with her ex-boyfriend. I was devastated when I found out and we did split up for a period of time.
But I decided to forgive her in the end as I really do love her and think one day she will be my the mother of my kids.
So we reconciled and it’s been great. The only issue is, we haven’t had sex in a few months.
I asked my girlfriend about what the problem was and she said as much as she enjoys sex with me, I don’t satisfy her in the same way her ex boyfriend does. She’s said she needs one more wild night before we properly settle down together. She admitted she’s been planning a threesome with her ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend – without me.
I want to be open-minded and let her do it as I’m confident that when she does, her and I can get back to how we were as it will be out of her system.
But I also feel like I may be being taken for a ride. What should I do?
Thanks,
Anonymous
Lisa says:
First, you poor thing, oh you sound like a really, genuine nice guy, your girlfriend wants to have her cake and eat it, man. Cake and eat it.
Wake up! Love is blind. Wake up.
Smell that coffee. It’s not on, it’s not on.
The fact that she slept with her ex-boyfriend and has got all these reasons why she’s not ready to settle down, she’s got to get all these different things out of her system, sex is better with him than it is with you.
And she’s planning a threesome one last time before she settles down with you, now you’ve got back together and forgiven her, there’s no sex.
Well, you’re not going to be having children if you’re not having sex anyway.
It’s just, she’s selfish, really, really selfish.
And the thing is these triangles never, ever workout. If she’s sleeping with him, it’s never going to work out, because she’s hurt him as well.
Lisa Appleton talks sex and relationships
You’ll be feeling hurt. And yeah, you can forgive, but you can’t forget.
And I think it will just cause a lot of problems in your relationship in the future.
And if she goes and sleeps with him again, how are you going to feel?
Honestly mate, get a grip, as I say, grow some biceps and just tell her to get on with it.
Say you’re not happy she’s slept with him and that she’s hoping to sleeping with him again. She’s taking the mick.
You’re going to get hurt and you’re not going to enjoy it, and you’re going to put up with that and try and make it work?
It’s just a recipe for disaster, darling.
Honestly, you do what you want, but my advice is get rid, bin her!
Lisa Appleton returns next week to answer more of your sexual conundrums
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk
