Jeremy Clarkson was up to his usual tricks as he took aim at Gwyneth Paltrow on The Jonathan Ross Show.
The outspoken TV host, 61, was on the chatty programme to discuss his new documentary Clarkson’s Farm.
During a discussion about bee keeping, Jonathan held up an item that had been produced by Jeremy’s own swarm.
Jonathan was keen to understand the branding and asked the former Top Gear presenter how he’d come up with the name for the item.
The English broadcaster explained: “Gwyneth Paltrow did a candle and said, ‘This smells like my vagina’. [I’ve got one and it’s called] ‘This smells like my b******s’.
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“What it actually smells like is the interior of a Mark 10 Jag… it’s got an old leathery smell.”
Earlier on in the programme, the TV star explained to Jonathan that he’d taken up farming in the lockdown, underestimating how hard it would be.
He said: “I have had a farm, quite a big farm, a 1000 acres, since 2008. A man farmed it for me. Then he said, ‘I’m retiring’.
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“So I thought, I’ll do it myself which is the stupidest decision. I thought it was a part time thing… ended up calling it Diddly Squat because that’s how much you make from farming.”
He went on: “You get up in the morning and people shout at you. You think you know what you’re doing…They just shouted at me, all rolled their eyes.
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“Occasionally one of them would say, ‘I’m a bit disappointed…’ there was a lot of that.”
Jeremy also revealed that he hadn’t had an accident on the road in over 51-years.
He said: “I haven’t crashed on the road since 1977. It was 36 hours later [from passing my driving test] in the Yorkshire Dales.
“It was a good old crash. Then I thought, ‘I’m not doing that again’. Touch wood so far haven’t. It’s been a long time since I’ve crashed.”
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk
