“Thousands of people showed up, because there’s nothing to do in Florence, Arizona,” Kimmel said.
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Rallying the Trumpers
Former President Donald Trump held a rally in Florence, Ariz., over the weekend, where Jimmy Kimmel joked, “thousands of people showed up, because there’s nothing to do in Florence, Arizona.”
“He ranted for an hour and 35 minutes. Maybe it’s me, but the material doesn’t — it’s actually not working. It was kind of like watching the ‘Sex and the City’ reboot — it needed more Samantha or something.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
At the rally, Trump falsely claimed that the left was forcing white people in New York State “to go to the back of the line to get medical help.”
“White people are being sent to the back of the line? I guess Martin Luther King’s dream has been realized at last.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Where does he even get this stuff? This is a man who hasn’t waited in a line since, like, hot lunch in the fourth grade.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (‘Ron Dull-Santis’ Edition)
“Well, guys, former President Trump is in the news. Apparently he’s been trashing Florida governor Ron DeSantis behind his back, calling him a ‘dull’ guy who has no chance of beating him in a potential 2024 matchup. Trump was like, ‘I have to insult him behind his back ’cause I can’t tweet it to his face.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Former President Trump has reportedly been complaining to confidants about Florida governor Ron DeSantis and said he has a, quote, ‘dull personality.’ I’m sorry, that’s suddenly a concern of yours? Your vice president was like if a rice cake went to Bible school.” — SETH MEYERS
“I feel like Trump is slipping. A few years ago, he would have had, like, 10 nicknames for this guy by now. He’s, like, ‘Ron Dull-Santis.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“I think this is actually a nice change, ’cause usually when two Florida guys get into a fight, they’re drunk and shirtless.” — JIMMY FALLON
“But DeSantis doesn’t seem fazed. He said that he’s going to handle the insult just like Covid and completely ignore it.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
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What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
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