A man told his bewildered date that he’d broken his penis and had it glued back together, as seen in a clip from First Dates Ireland on RTÉ2.
Jordan, an Uber driver from County Limerick, was dining with Sasha when he dropped the bombshell.
“Recently, I broke my penis,” he tells her, “Like, it full-on broke. And I was in hospital. I had to get it glued back together.”
The weird first-date topic was broached when Sasha asked if Jordan was a “mummy’s boy” – to which he admitted he was.
He tells her he immediately phoned his mum after breaking his penis, adding: “I rang her and told her in grave detail exactly what happened.
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“She found it funny more than anything else.”
Jordan says the accident occurred when he got off with a student and the bedroom antics didn’t go to plan.
“We were doing the thing, we were doing sex, and she decided to pull it the whole way down and she snapped my banjo string.”
If you didn’t know, “banjo string” is slang for the frenulum, a string-like fold of skin on an uncircumcised penis.
He added: “It was pretty bad. I was screaming in pain and I lost a lot of blood.”
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Jordan says he and his mates had to get an ambulance because he was “in a bad way” and the bleeding wouldn’t stop.
He claims the doctor at the hospital told him it was the “worst penis break he had ever seen in his life”, with Jordan adding: “I had to get it glued back together, had to go for appointments to make sure it was healing properly.
“I thought there would have been scarring but, luckily enough, there’s none.
“I had to wait a good while for it to heal though, and it’s all back to normal, thank God.
“At the time I hated it and didn’t want to know, but nothing really fazes me and it’s something I can laugh about now.”
Sasha listened to the story with her mouth wide open, at one point gasping: “Wow. Oh, wow.”
After the memorable first date, she agreed to go on another one with Jordan so maybe telling the bizarre anecdote paid off.
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk
