Jimmy Fallon joked that “Truth Social stock tanked so fast, they’re changing the name to Twitter.”
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Trump’s Stock Sinks
Shares of Trump Media & Technology Group, the owner of Truth Social, tanked on Monday. That cut the value of Donald Trump’s majority share to about $3.7 billion, down from its peak of $6 billion last week.
“Yeah, Truth Social stock tanked so fast, they’re changing the name to Twitter,” Jimmy Fallon joked.
“When he heard another one of his businesses was tanking, Trump was, like, ‘[imitating Trump] They blow up so fast.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“As a result of the stock tanking, Trump’s net worth dropped $2 billion. Trump’s so panicked, he’s now selling copies of the Torah.” — JIMMY FALLON
“How could that be? They have such a solid business model: Old rapist yells at Easter.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“What a shock that the stock price of a company with no profits or success of any kind is falling. The way things are going, Trump is going to have to start selling a deluxe Bible with a dictionary attached.” — SETH MEYERS
“He posted 70 times on Easter — what’s in the baskets at the Trump family Easter egg hunt, Cadbury meth eggs?” — SETH MEYERS
The Punchiest Punchlines (Easter Egg Roll Edition)
“The White House hosted the 144th annual Easter egg roll today, and about 40,000 people were expected to participate. Forty thousand! But, then again, where else can you get free eggs?” — SETH MEYERS
“Forty thousand, or as the hands that laid those eggs put it, ‘An entire generation lost, and for what?’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“It’s the one day of the year where Joe Biden says, ‘You kids get on my lawn!’ And he did.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Biden came out and said, ‘Look, I know I’m mentally stable, but everyone else can see this six-foot bunny next to me, right?’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Then the president handed out baskets filled with his two favorite Easter treats, rhubarb and Polident, and a good time was had by all.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Donald Trump also had a beautiful Easter message. April fools!” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Jon Stewart explored the promise of A.I. on Monday’s “Daily Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
James Cordon will return to late night, this time as a guest, on Tuesday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
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A new biographical musical about the unsung artist Tamara de Lempicka opens on April 14.
Source: Television - nytimes.com
