EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy Clarkson is known for many things – his dry wit, dark humour, no-nonsense attitude and sarcasm just to name a few – but for his private parts? Not so much…
If there’s one thing about Jeremy Clarkson, it’s that he knows what the people want.
I recently visited his Diddly Squat Farm Shop to take a look around and was faced with the usual suspects – crates of Hawkstone lager piled high, pastries in all different sizes and flavours, DS branded crisps, honey, marmalade…and what’s this?
From the corner of my eye I spotted a huge profanic sentence plastered on the side of a metal tin in bold letter, claiming what’s inside “smells like Jeremy’s b*******”.
I gingerly opened the container and gave it a whiff, only to be faced with a surprisingly pleasant waft of old leather and something found on the ground, maybe in a forest, perhaps right next to a bog, although I couldn’t quite put my finger on what.
Despite what I’d anticipated (which I won’t repeat), the candle had a strong, rich smell that was perfectly complimented by the unmistakable scent of petrichor that he’s somehow managed to trap in a can.
The packaging claims that Jeremy’s creation is a replica of what his car seat smells like and if that’s the case, then I’d like to formally extend him the offer to come round and sit on mine anytime he likes.
I was half tempted to buy a tin so that I could engulf my home in the stench of that-bloke-from-Top-Gear’s gonads, but drew a sharp intake of breath when I saw the hefty £22 price tag. A little steep for me, so I placed it back on the shelf after taking one last sniff… phwoar.
It seems Clarkson came up with the idea after one Hollywood actress began selling a very similar product named This Smells Like My Vagina. When Clarkson released the candles he shared a video of himself poking fun at the A-lister: “Eat your heart out Gwyneth Paltrow. Mmm, the great smell of scrotum.”
I wonder if he’ll be branching out into other ball-scented products any time soon. I’m picturing a Lynx Africa-style gift set just in time for Christmas….
Have you joined Threads? Follow Daily Star to keep up to date on all things showbiz here
Want all the biggest Showbiz and TV news straight to your inbox? Sign up for our free Daily Star Showbiz newsletter
Source: Celebrities - dailystar.co.uk
