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Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Many of us are stuck at home at the moment, so here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.‘The Bleach Boy’President Trump resumed his coronavirus briefings on Tuesday, with a senior member of his administration saying the plan was to keep them short, tight and centered on the president.“Now, I don’t know how they’re going to do that unless they fit the president with one of those doggy shock collars,” Stephen Colbert said on “The Late Show.”[embedded content]“So, with Americans being infected by the tens of thousands every day and the president’s polls in free fall, yesterday, Trump announced that he is bringing back his coronavirus task force briefings. It’s the reboot nobody asked for: ‘Dirty Grandpa 2020.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT“Oh, man, I hate it when a show comes back after a long break and I can’t remember any of the plot lines.” — SETH MEYERS“Still, it’s good that he’s going to be talking about the new scientific developments and deferring to the experts, except he’s not, because many of the briefings are likely to feature just the president. So instead of getting the old band back together, we’re just going to get a daily performance of Trump’s solo project, ‘The Bleach Boy.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT“That’s right, today was Trump’s first coronavirus briefing in almost three months, or as that’s known in Trump time, about 82 tell-all books.” — JIMMY FALLON“This is like Samsung bringing back their exploding Galaxy phone.” — JIMMY FALLON“The press secretary also said the briefings will focus on Trump’s accomplishments on the virus. So at least they’ll be short.” — JIMMY FALLON“I’m excited the briefings are back, ‘cause I just want to see what kind of treatments Trump comes up with on the spot. [As Trump] ‘Have we tried canceling the virus? Can we get it canceled on Twitter?” — JIMMY FALLONThe Punchiest Punchlines (Portland Edition)“Oh, speaking of unconstitutional, last night in Portland, Oregon, nameless federal storm troopers again fired tear gas and flash grenades at protesters. Or, as Trump put it, ‘We are trying to help Portland, not hurt it.’”— STEPHEN COLBERT“You want to help the people of Portland, don’t send in goons to round them up — you buy their organic fair-trade macramé.” — STEPHEN COLBERT“Local officials aren’t happy. Oregon governor Kate Brown complained, ‘We cannot have secret police abducting people in unmarked vehicles. I can’t believe I have to say that to the president of the United States.’ Really, you can’t believe that? ‘Cause it’s just one of a long list of other things you shouldn’t have to say to the president of the United States, like ‘Frederick Douglass is dead,’ ‘Don’t inject bleach’ and ‘You can’t date your daughter.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT“Man, that sounds less like democracy and more like an episode of ‘Narcos.’” — TREVOR NOAH”Unidentified soldiers throwing protesters into an unmarked van on the streets of Portland? Like, I don’t care who you are, nothing good has ever come from an unmarked van. It’s never like, ‘Get in the van! Get in the unmarked van! We’re going to Disney World!” — TREVOR NOAH“And how are people even supposed to tell the difference between being arrested and being kidnapped? Because I don’t know if you noticed this, but in America, random dudes walk around in camo gear holding guns all the time.” — TREVOR NOAHThe Bits Worth WatchingNikki Glaser, guest-hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” shared some of her virtual dating exploits on Tuesday night.What We’re Excited About on Wednesday NightMary Trump will talk about her uncle Donald with Stephen Colbert on Wednesday’s “Late Show.”Also, Check This OutImagePhoebe Bridgers played her first livestream of the pandemic in April for Pitchfork.Musicians like Phoebe Bridgers and Erykah Badu are giving live concerts from their homes in the new, pandemic-inspired era of livestreaming. More

Season 1, Episode 5: ‘Chapter Five’It begins with the death of a lawyer and ends with the anointing of a new one. In between, this episode of “Perry Mason” covers a good deal of ground with nearly all of its characters, from the fed-up Black cop, Paul Drake, to the true-believer evangelist, Sister Alice, to the dogged legal secretary, Della Street, to the title character. It’s the hour when “Perry Mason” stops being an origin story and starts becoming the first proper Perry Mason case.In that regard, the episode’s approach is refreshingly simple and unlabored. After the death by suicide of E.B. Jonathan — duly covered up by Della and Perry in order to make it look as if he died of natural causes, thus preserving both his reputation and his life insurance payout — the falsely accused Emily Dodson is in need of new representation. But no one in town, not even E.B.’s former partner Lyle (Mark Harelik), will touch the case for love or money. The cold reception to Della’s entreaties mirrors that of E.B.’s son (played by the actor John Lithgow’s real-life son, Ian Lithgow), who dutifully entombs his father in the family mausoleum but refuses to mince words about his absentee father’s lack of devotion to his kin.But as another great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes, often said, “When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” And the truth of the matter is this: No one is more committed to Emily Dodson’s defense than Perry Mason. You can all but see the thought form in Della’s mind as Perry rants and raves about Emily’s innocence and the bogus legal system that’s railroading her (sample quote: “If you walk out of that door and you think for one second that you are entering into a nation of laws, you are a complete [expletive] idiot”): Perhaps the right representation was right in front of them all along.So Della does what any enterprising legal secretary might do, hewing to Perry’s mantra, “There’s what’s legal, and there’s what’s right.” She forges E.B.’s signature on a document attesting that E.B. was mentoring Perry. Then she secures the help of a deputy district attorney who is out to unseat the ambitious D.A. Maynard Barnes, who helps Perry cheat his way through the bar exam and become a defense attorney practically overnight.“So help me God,” Perry repeats in his sacred oath to uphold the law and his duty to it; you just know he sees it as a calling that transcends the letter of the law and hews to its spirit instead.In this respect he’s not all that far removed from Sister Alice, the woman to whom Emily, who’s now out on bail, clings as a refuge from the knowledge that the man with whom she was having an affair is at least partially responsible for the death of her child. Against the advice of her mother, Birdy, and the outcry led by her former backer, Elder Brown (David Wilson Barnes), she has decided to revive her outmoded practice of faith healing as a sort of warm-up to resurrecting little Charlie Dodson, a miracle she feels has been vouchsafed to her by God Himself.It’s fascinating to watch the actor, Tatiana Maslany, play Sister Alice as straight as she can. There’s something very earthy and human about her character’s approach to the work she does: Unlike the typical bible-thumping TV evangelist, she all but shames a crippled congregant into rising up from his wheelchair and walking (with a lot of help from other believers) at her behest. She shares Perry’s adamant belief in Emily’s innocence — she simply relies on the Lord, not the law, to make things right.I wonder where Paul Drake fits into the damn-the-torpedoes, full-speed-ahead approach to justice embraced by both Perry and Sister Alice. Perry is buoyed by evidence, including his partner Pete Strickland’s discovery that the killer cop Sgt. Ennis has been bribing, bullying, and shortcutting his way to the forefront of every investigation related to the Dodson case. Alice has her unflappable faith that God is speaking to her. Drake has something even more existential: his state of Blackness, which gives the white police free rein to run him and his wife and friends off a beach for no good reason other than racism. It’s this same culture of white supremacy that forced him to fudge his report on the Dodson kidnappers’ murder scene at Sgt. Ennis and Detective Holcomb’s behest.One gets the sense from his bedtime conversation with his wife, Clara, that his tolerance for standing around and taking this kind of abuse from his white colleagues has been all but exhausted. If so, he could become a key player in the Dodson affair.But I think the thing I’m most impressed by in this episode is the rapidity with which Perry makes the leap from private dick to attorney-at-law. There’s no prolonged, multi-episode arc. There’s not even a “Rocky”-style training montage. One minute he’s being introduced by Stella to the deputy district attorney who will coach him through the bar exam; the next minute he’s swearing his oath as an officer of the court.And for Perry, the stakes are personal as well as legal. In this episode he pays a visit to his ex-wife, Linda — played by Gretchen Mol, an alumnus of “Boardwalk Empire” like her castmate Shea Whigham, and a sign of just how deep a bench of actors “Perry Mason” has. She is justifiably skeptical of his overtures to her and their son.Will that change when he becomes something other than, to borrow Della’s words, a cynical and slothful private eye? Will the Dodson case mark a new beginning — provided, of course, that Perry is successful in defending his very first client?From the case files:When E.B. Jonathan’s son showed up, I was amazed how much he sounded like John Lithgow — so I was tickled to discover the actor playing him was Lithgow’s son in real life as well as on screen.Between Perry’s ex-wife, Linda, and Paul’s wife, Clara, there’s a surfeit of “long-suffering wife” characters who are quick to shoot holes in the aspirations of the men to whom they’ve been betrothed; that’s a thankless role, and in both cases I hope the show winds up doing more than the bare minimum.It’s delightful to watch Della outfox the public defender assigned to Emily’s case following E.B.’s death, who is basically a double agent for the prosecution; Juliet Rylance is an attentive and active actor, and it’s a pleasure to see her undermine her slow-witted enemies.For all its high jinks, “Perry Mason” is still, ultimately, a show about a murdered infant, and Emily and Sister Alice’s visit to Charlie’s tiny grave site brings that home — and also emphasizes Sister Alice’s promise to literally do the impossible and bring the baby back to life. Isn’t there something cruel about that promise, even if the woman making it believes she can pull it off? More