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    A Hallmark Christmas Movie Costume Designer Shares His Secrets

    Keith Nielsen, who oversaw costumes for four Hallmark Christmas movies out this year, shares his approach to dressing festively. (It does not involve ugly sweaters.)Several years ago, Keith Nielsen was feeling less than cheerful when a friend told him about an internship opportunity with the costume department of the TV series “Mozart in the Jungle.”After graduating from the Ringling School of Art and Design in Sarasota, Fla., in 2015, he had hoped to find a job that merged his interests in fashion design and entertainment. When he couldn’t, he started working in retail. He said he had begun to feel depressed about his career by the time his friend mentioned the internship.His only experience in costuming had been on student films, but Mr. Nielsen, who said his grandmother had taught him to sew, got the internship. “On the ‘Mozart’ set, I listened and learned,” he said.Mr. Nielsen, now 30, worked on the show through its final season, rising from an intern to a costume coordinator. Afterward, he started to get more costuming jobs, including for productions at the Westchester Broadway Theater, now closed, and for the TV movie “My Adventures With Santa,” which was released in 2019.The movie tapped into Mr. Nielsen’s longtime fondness for Christmas, he said, and since then, he has been hired as the costume designer for about a dozen TV Christmas movies.This year, he oversaw costumes for four films: “Mystic Christmas,” a romance set in Mystic, Conn.; “Where Are You Christmas?,” a largely black-and-white movie that imagines a world without the holiday; “A Merry Scottish Christmas,” which was filmed at a castle in Scotland; and “A Biltmore Christmas,” which was filmed at Biltmore House in Asheville, N.C. All were for the Hallmark Channel.In “A Biltmore Christmas,” the actress Bethany Joy Lenz, left, wears a reworked Carolina Herrera gown. Hallmark MediaWorking with the theater helped prepare him to take on films, he said, because he learned how to better manage fittings and deadlines while becoming more familiar with outfits from different historical periods.“Keith has a deep understanding of fashion, culture and history, and an uncanny taste and style, especially for period pieces,” said Dustin Rikert, the director of “A Merry Scottish Christmas.” Mr. Rikert also worked with Mr. Nielsen on “Next Stop, Christmas,” which was broadcast in 2021. Costumes Mr. Nielsen created for that movie included the outfits worn by a time-traveling train conductor played by Christopher Lloyd.The director John Putch, who worked with Mr. Nielsen on “A Biltmore Christmas” and on “A Holiday Spectacular,” a 2022 movie featuring the Radio City Rockettes, noted his love of details. “Keith is into the shoelaces and socks people don’t see,” Mr. Putch said.Mr. Nielsen, who lives in Manchester, Conn., said many of his costume ideas originate from what he jokingly described as “my 12-year-old gay-boy mind.” (He declined to provide specific wardrobe budgets for films he has worked on as a costume designer.) In the edited interview below, he discussed the aesthetic influences that have inspired his work and the ways he has conjured the holiday spirit through clothes.Christopher Lloyd, left, and Keith Nielsen on the set of “Next Stop, Christmas.”via Keith NielsenHow do you source costumes?I read a script about four times and let my imagination run. Many holiday films are made in three weeks or fewer, so I often only have a couple of days to get fittings done.When I was costuming for theater, I started seeing old Broadway shows and going to warehouses that I still use. The vendor Right to the Moon Alice is where I get vintage items. I also get them from Ann Roth, an Oscar-winning costume designer, who has amazing pieces at her warehouse in Pennsylvania.Hallmark likes color and saturation. To get that freshness on camera, sometimes I recreate a garment so it doesn’t look like it has been sitting in a closet for 70 years.Do you ever buy clothes off the rack?I shop at outlets and online. I like J. Crew, Banana Republic and, for suits and coats, Brooks Brothers. Kate Spade has bags in bright reds and greens. I don’t like ugly Christmas sweaters.One costume in “A Biltmore Christmas” started as a Carolina Herrera gown that was bought from the RealReal. We had several fittings to re-drape the skirt, add a double-tulle layer and create a gathered bust that draped around the back. When I turn an existing garment into something else, I call it Frankenstein-ing.What has inspired your approach to costuming?I am a sap and love nostalgia and old Hollywood. Bill Travilla’s costumes for Marilyn Monroe are some of my favorites, especially those for “How to Marry a Millionaire.” I also like Arianne Phillips, who has designed costumes for film and for Madonna. I admire her breadth of work. I never want to get pigeonholed.How do locations like Biltmore House influence your process?I walked through the mansion to get ideas from the space. I remember looking at the colors of the wood paneling and of the limestone. Window shades are kept at a certain level and rooms are kept dimly lit to protect the things inside from light. It’s very romantic and cozy, and I wanted wardrobes that communicated warmth and coziness using colors besides red and green.To create a gown and a kilt worn by the stars of “A Merry Scottish Christmas,” I pulled together a bunch of tartans that went with the tapestries, candles and dark wood at the castle. We settled on MacDonald of Glencoe, a tartan with holiday-like jewel tones. The pattern was digitally printed on the fabric used to make the gown, and the kilt was made with a traditional wool tartan.What are some challenges with costuming holiday films?It’s the little things. All clothing sizes have changed: Vintage shoes are narrower than shoes are today, jackets fit differently, and girdles are gone. It’s hard to find people to do embroidery and beading.But I like classic and timeless looks because Christmas movies are watched over and over. More

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    What’s on TV This Week: Thanksgiving Specials and Holiday Movies

    The Macy’s Day Parade, an annual dog show and a Friends marathon air on Thanksgiving. And Christmas movies are here, including “Love Actually” and “The Holiday.”Between network, cable and streaming, the modern television landscape is a vast one. Here are some of the shows, specials and movies coming to TV this week, Nov. 20-Nov. 26. Details and times are subject to change.MondayMONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL: PHILADELPHIA EAGLES AT KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 8:15 p.m. on ESPN. While millions will be watching when the teams of the brothers Jason and Travis Kelce meet on the field, some eyes will be on the stands looking for Taylor Swift’s parents who it is rumored were coming to meet the Kelce family for the first time. (Maybe it’s time for Donna Kelce to lend the Swift family her half-Eagles, half-Chiefs jersey.) It’s unlikely that Swift will attend because she is performing in Rio on Monday, but because the Swift family are Eagles fans, they could still show up.TuesdayJude Law and Cameron Diaz in “The Holiday.”Simon Mein/Columbia PicturesTHE HOLIDAY (2006) 6 p.m. on AMC. I am thrilled to announce it’s time to watch this movie ad nauseam. The story follows Amanda (Cameron Diaz), who, after a bad breakup, decides to go to England for the holidays. Meanwhile Iris (Kate Winslet) is heartbroken from unrequited love and lists her house on a home exchange website. The two swap houses, and both end up finding love: Amanda with Iris’s brother Graham (Jude Law) and Iris with a retired movie producer (Eli Wallach)— in a friend way, don’t worry! Jack Black is also somehow in the mix. The whole movie is unabashedly charming, goofy and so cozy.WednesdayCOUNTDOWN TO MACY’S THANKSGIVING PARADE 8 p.m. on NBC. While we prep our pumpkin pies or run into people we went to high school with at our hometown bars, workers in Midtown Manhattan are closing off roads and enlisting their highest voltage air pumps to prepare for the annual parade. This show gives a behind-the-scenes look at this year’s floats and a back story for each of them.LOVE ACTUALLY (2003) 9 p.m. on AMC. Following a voice-over from Hugh Grant saying “if you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around,” this movie starts five weeks before Christmas, and for that reason it has always been my and my mom’s holiday tradition to watch it during the week of Thanksgiving. (It also marks the timing of our annual fight about why I don’t like the Colin Firth story line and she does.) The movie follows different narrative threads — all of which are of course connected in one way or another — and features a star-studded cast, including Alan Rickman, Emma Thompson, Liam Neeson and Keira Knightley.ThursdayThe Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in 2022.Jeenah Moon/Associated Press97TH ANNUAL MACY’S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE starting at 8:30 a.m. on NBC. Cher, Brandy and Jon Batiste are a few of the artists set to perform this year, alongside balloons, floats, marching bands and performance groups.NATIONAL DOG SHOW 12 p.m. on NBC. The National Dog Show took place in Philadelphia this past weekend but is being broadcast after the parade festivities wind down. This year, the German shepherd K9 Rom will be honored for its help in the search for the escaped inmate Danelo Cavalcante.FRIENDS THANKSGIVING EPISODES starting at 11 a.m. on TBS. Some of the best episodes of TV shows are the ones in which Thanksgiving is the centerpiece. Specifically, I am thinking of the “Gossip Girl” episode with Jason Derulo’s song “Whatcha Say” playing over dinner-table drama and the “Gilmore Girls” episode with the mother-daughter duo going to four dinners. But if I had to choose a themed-episode favorite, it would be “Friends,” the one where they all play football to relive Monica and Ross’s glory of the Geller Family Cup. Other episodes in this marathon include “The One With Chandler in a Box,” “The One With the Rumor” and “The One With Ross’s Sandwich.”FridayFrom left: James Stewart, Donna Reed and Thomas Mitchell in “It’s a Wonderful Life.”AP Photo/FilesIT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946) 9 p.m. on E! It’s Christmas time, and George Bailey (James Stewart) is not feeling his best. His guardian angel Clarence (Henry Travers) shows him what life would have looked like without any of his contributions. “For a turkey dinner, with Christmas trimmings, is precisely what’s cooking at the end of this quaint and engaging modern parable on virtue being its own reward,” Bosley Crowther wrote in his review for The New York Times.SaturdayBYRON ALLEN PRESENTS THEGRIO AWARDS 8 p.m. on CBS. For a second year, this award show is honoring Black excellence, with the help of the hosts Sheryl Underwood and Roy Wood Jr. Mariah Carey is set to receive the Music Icon Award, and Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy and Don Cheadle will also be taking awards home. Boyz II Men, Jennifer Hudson, Patti LaBelle and Smokey Robinson are set to preform.SundayTHE GREAT CHRISTMAS LIGHT FIGHT 10 p.m. on ABC. Another year, another season of this show that features people who are just really great at decorating their houses for Christmas. The first episode prepares you for the extra fun and creative light displays that are sure to be featured this season, with a look back at past year’s displays and competitions. More

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    ‘Scott Pilgrim Takes Off’ Review: Beloved Film Gets Anime Treatment

    Not quite a reboot or a sequel, this anime series brings back the cast of the beloved “Scott Pilgrim” movie but lands without the same charm.Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers in the Netflix series “Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.”NetflixDid you know that at some point in the ’90s there were two separate, very different Sonic the Hedgehog TV series running simultaneously? “And the same guy played Sonic in both shows,” Scott Pilgrim, the doofy 23-year-old layabout of “Scott Pilgrim Takes Off,” shares, unprompted, to his love interest, Ramona Flowers. “Isn’t that wild? The same guy playing two different versions of the same guy??”Totally wild. It’s almost like how the same guy (Michael Cera) has now played two different versions of this same guy (Scott Pilgrim) — first in Edgar Wright’s damn-near-perfect 2010 film, “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,” and now in this underwhelming Netflix anime adaptation, both based on Bryan Lee O’Malley’s beloved graphic novel series.In the books and in the film, Scott discovers that Ramona, a girl he’s been seeing in his dreams (because of a convenient subspace highway that runs through his head, of course) is real, but he can’t date her until he defeats her seven deadly exes in epic video-game-style faceoffs.“Scott Pilgrim Takes Off” isn’t a reboot or a sequel; it begins almost identically to the film but takes a sharp turn at the end of the first episode that sets it up as essentially an alternate-reality scenario. Here, Ramona and her exes take center stage, and though the series is still set, like the film, in a Toronto from “not too long ago,” this new story feels more grown up, often at the expense of its humor.The film, which condensed the six-book series into a svelte 112 minutes of addictive original songs and millennial- and Gen X-friendly references, more baldly satirized hipster culture and the cliché ways in which young adults sabotage their relationships and fail to hold themselves accountable for their knuckle-headed decisions.“Scott Pilgrim Takes Off,” directed by Abel Góngora, is more dutiful in its depiction of toxic relationship behaviors and more generous in redeeming its characters — even its antagonists — through their own arcs of personal growth.The band Sex Bob-Omb in “Scott Pilgrim Takes Off.”NetflixToo bad those are also the blandest story lines. There are some intriguing new reveals and romantic pairings, along with jamming music from Scott’s band, Sex Bob-Omb (original songs by Anamanaguchi), but the bulk of the eight-episode series feels like a filler arc or, to use an anime term, OVAs (original video animations).The jokes are either wholly lackluster or slightly tweaked and watered-down versions of what appeared in the movie. The pacing lags too, and though most of the film’s stars return to voice their animated counterparts — including Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kieran Culkin, Chris Evans, Brie Larson, Aubrey Plaza and Jason Schwartzman — the performances often land like bad English dubs, with any emotiveness muted and intonation flatlined.Anime is a cozy fit for O’Malley’s work. But for as much as “Scott Pilgrim Takes Off” is conversant in the medium’s visual motifs, gags and gestures, it doesn’t fully take advantage of the absurdity that the format allows. Or at least not until the ending; in its last two episodes, the series finally exhibits the kind of imagination one would expect from a story featuring superpowered vegans and spying robots.So I won’t say “Scott Pilgrim Takes Off” completely fails to launch, because it offers a wholesome sense of closure for fans of the books and of the film. But the series never fully succeeds either. The characters may have grown, but in this incarnation, the story itself is stuck in a state of arrested development. More

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    ‘The Crown’: What to Watch Ahead of the Final Season

    Before the Netflix show’s sixth season starts Thursday, here’s a selection of previous episodes to help you get up to speed with the royal twists and turns.With its sixth and final season almost upon us, “The Crown” is approaching 1997, and Princess Diana’s fatal accident in Paris. In its previous seasons, the opulent Netflix show covered six decades and numerous scandals, all under the careful eye of Queen Elizabeth II. The first group of final-season episodes will premiere on Thursday, which gives viewers time to look back at some of the show’s earlier chapters.Certain themes emerge, which are also relevant to the final season: the royal family’s obsession with protocol, its awkwardness with public displays of emotion, its disapproval of inappropriate marriages and how its slipping grip on the press exposes it to exploitation. These are a few past episodes worth revisiting.Season 1, Episode 10, ‘Gloriana’Vanessa Kirby as Princess Margaret in the first season.Robert Viglasky/NetflixIf anyone knows how being a royal can ruin a romance, it’s Princess Margaret (Vanessa Kirby). Season 1 followed her attempt to marry a divorced commoner, Group Capt. Peter Townsend (Ben Miles), and the British press’s subsequent tizzy.The royals struggle with damage control after attempting — unsuccessfully — to separate the two lovers (an intervention tactic they’ll try again with Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles). In the Season 1 finale, “Gloriana,” Margaret and Elizabeth learn how much opposition there is to such a match within church and state (although not among the more warmhearted public) thanks to the Royal Marriages Act of 1772.One solution presents itself: If Margaret agrees to renounce all royal trappings — her title, privileges and income — she could become Mrs. Peter Townsend. Margaret agrees to forsake all for love, but in the end, she is blocked by the strictures of the royal establishment, and Elizabeth’s position on royals marrying divorced persons or seeking remarriage is established for years to come. As sovereign and head of the Church of England, she isn’t prepared to pull a Henry VIII just yet.Season 2, Episode 6, ‘Vergangenheit’Queen Elizabeth (Claire Foy), right, speaking with her uncle, the Duke of Windsor (Alex Jennings), in Season 2 of “The Crown.”Robert Viglasky/NetflixKing Edward VIII’s 1936 decision to abdicate the throne for love hangs over all the star-crossed royal romances that follow. In the years after his decision, Edward, or David Windsor (Alex Jennings), and his double divorcée, Wallis Simpson (Lia Williams), spin a web of fairy-tale romance, which gets them lots of party invites and undue influence over impressionable young royals. But their public personas conveniently leave out an important detail: their pro-Nazi sympathies.A little belatedly, Elizabeth is finally given the secret files that reveal how much the duke and duchess did — not for love, or for England, but for the Führer. In “Vergangenheit,” watch Elizabeth process some rather difficult (and suppressed) truths about her beloved uncle, but then fail to alert the rest of the royal family to this ugly secret.Season 3, Episode 3, ‘Aberfan’In Season 3, the queen (Olivia Colman) delays visiting the site of a coal-mining tragedy for more than a week.Des Willie/NetflixOver the years, the queen gets a few lessons in public grief, including the death of her royal father or the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, when she was willing to break protocol and ring the bells of Westminster Abbey for a nonroyal.But Elizabeth (Olivia Colman) is most sorely tested in 1966, when she initially fails to respond to the death of more than 140 people in a coal-mining tragedy in South Wales. When it’s suggested she visit immediately to comfort the bereaved, she sends only a message of sympathy, putting off a personal visit for more than a week.Was she hesitant to hinder rescue operations? To violate protocol? What does the monarchy rule book actually dictate for accidents? How much agency does the queen really have? Elizabeth’s lagging response to tragedy is a recurring theme in Peter Morgan’s work, and will emerge again in the final season in the wake of Princess Diana’s death.Season 4, Episodes 2 and 3, ‘The Balmoral Test’ and ‘Fairytale’Diana (Emma Corrin) and Prince Charles (Josh O’Connor) before they are married. Des WilliePrince Charles (Josh O’Connor) longs to be with Camilla Parker Bowles (Emerald Fennell), but she is inconveniently already married. To secure the future of the monarchy, the prince needs a suitable princess, so he begins to eye Lady Diana Spencer (Emma Corrin).Diana realizes she’s auditioning for the part of Princess of Wales, but she doesn’t grasp that she’s being drawn into an arranged marriage. After she passes various social hurdles and wins the royal family’s approval, Charles begins to complain that he’s being “strung up and skinned,” but if anyone is being mounted as a trophy, it is Diana. She still requires “princess lessons,” though, the most difficult among them the sad truth that Camilla is already Charles’s wife in all but name.Season 5, Episode 3, ‘Mou Mou’Diana (Elizabeth Debicki) and Mohamed al-Fayed (Salim Daw) in the fifth season of “The Crown.”Keith BernsteinAs “The Crown” tells it, Mohamed al-Fayed (Salim Daw) set up his eldest son, Dodi (Khalid Abdalla), with Princess Diana (Elizabeth Debicki), so it’s crucial to understand al-Fayed’s obsession with the royal family. To sate his cravings for royal distinction, he hires King Edward VIII’s former valet, and then buys and restores Edward and Wallis’s former home in Paris, which he renames Villa Windsor.Al-Fayed offers the royal family the contents of the house, and this gets the queen’s attention, since Elizabeth fears revelations about her uncle’s Nazi past. But she doesn’t let his offerings gain him access to her, sending proxies instead. Enter a lonely Princess Di, who becomes Mohamed’s consolation prize.Season 5, Episodes 5 and 8, ‘The Way Ahead’ and ‘Gunpowder’Camilla Parker Bowles (Olivia Williams) in the show’s fifth seasonNetflixBoth Prince Charles (Dominic West) and Princess Diana might be accused of giving T.M.I., but they are also victims of the royals’ evolving relationship with an increasingly intrusive media. In “The Way Ahead,” Charles and Camilla (Olivia Williams) must weather “Tampongate,” when one of their phone conversations is intercepted and recorded.The newspaper in possession of the tape charitably sits on it for three years, only making the contents public after Charles and Diana separate. In the wake of the scandal, the Prince and Princess of Wales decide to take control of their public narratives.Charles grants a controversial TV interview in which he addresses his aspirations and his adultery. Diana counters with her own TV tell-all, orchestrated by the duplicitous Martin Bashir (Prasanna Puwanarajah). The BBC debates broadcasting this encounter on the queen’s wedding anniversary, but the days of deference to the crown are now long gone. In real life, Prince William and Prince Harry have said that the airing of this program contributed to their mother’s “paranoia and isolation” before her death.Season 5, Episode 9, ‘Couple 31’Charles (Dominic West) and Diana (Elizabeth Debicki) in Season 5.Keith BernsteinIn the wake of Diana’s Panorama interview, the queen (Imelda Staunton) not only approves a royal divorce, but actually requests it. This is a huge shift in attitude, given Elizabeth’s previous dictate that Charles remain married if he wishes to one day be king. But several high-profile royals — Princess Margaret, Princess Anne, Prince Andrew — have already undergone divorces, so why not Charles?Of course, the next question will be whether Charles should be allowed to remarry — and if so, could he marry a divorced woman? Or have the crown’s discriminatory attitudes about divorce not changed? Overcoming public resistance might be required first, so Camilla confers with a spin doctor, while divorce lawyers and a prime minister endeavor to end the very public “War of the Waleses.” More

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    ‘The Curse’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Alone Together

    In some ways Whitney and Asher are a team, though in others they are distant from one another.Season 1, Episode 2: ‘Pressure’s Looking Good So Far’There are multiple moments in the second episode of “The Curse” when the camera lingers on the desperation behind a character’s eyes. While last week’s premiere established that these people are often despicable, the follow up plunges deeper into their loneliness and sadness.The most striking example comes when Dougie is out with a woman at a Chinese restaurant. Dougie has so far been presented as a smooth operator, a kind of central-casting jerk. He is almost a parody of a reality TV show producer, with his hunger for conflict and propensity for massaging reality to suit his purposes.But eating opposite this woman, another facet of his persona emerges. We arrive in media res, and it takes a beat to understand that Dougie is talking about breathalyzer tests and blood alcohol levels. Slowly it becomes clear he was involved in a horrific crash, and while he says he bears no responsibility for it — he just happened to be intoxicated over the legal limit — he obviously feels guilt. Then comes the gruesome reveal: His wife was killed in the accident.Dougie is cast in a new light, his brashness now tinged with sorrow. It’s grimly funny when he offers to drive his date home — she is reluctant, naturally — but then there’s a deadness to his gaze as he stares at the road ahead of him. His invitation seemed to imply he had learned nothing from his previous crash, a realization that has just seemed to dawn on him. When he administers a breathalyzer on himself and realizes he’s, once again, drunk behind the wheel, he pulls over and suggests they walk the mile home. He tries to spin the situation, saying he likes to walk in a new city, but it’s a tragic stroll.It is hard to see Dougie the same after this sequence. He has no one in the world, a detail which becomes even clearer when Asher finds him at the Whistling River casino playing blackjack. Asher is surprised he is still in town — there’s nothing for him to do while they wait for the network’s response. But Dougie has nowhere else to go.Whitney may have Asher and people she thinks are friends, but she is just as isolated. And as with Dougie, that’s at least partly her own fault. Emma Stone plays Whitney as a woman so anxious to make a good impression, she’s oblivious to how off-putting she is. She brags about her friendship with the Native artist Cara Durand (Nizhonniya Luxi Austin) to James Toledo (Gary Farmer), governor of the San Pedro Pueblo, as a way to demonstrate her Indigenous ally credibility. But when we see her actually with Cara, it is clear the fondness is one-sided.We are having trouble retrieving the article content.Please enable JavaScript in your browser settings.We are confirming your access to this article, this will take just a moment. However, if you are using Reader mode please log in, subscribe, or exit Reader mode since we are unable to verify access in that state.Confirming article access.If you are a subscriber, please  More

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    Seth Meyers Skewers George Santos for Botox and OnlyFans Spending

    The “Late Night” host joked that Santos’s campaign fund-supported spending looks like “the shopping list of a 98-year-old oil tycoon’s 20-year-old wife.”Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.Not George Santos!A House ethics investigation into George Santos found that the Republican representative spent campaign money on personal items like Botox, lavish trips to Atlantic City, and purchases on OnlyFans.On Thursday, Seth Meyers joked that Santos has “the shopping list of a 98-year-old oil tycoon’s 20-year-old wife.”“Is he a congressman or a lesser Kardashian?” — SETH MEYERS“Even his fellow Republicans are calling for his expulsion, including the few who stuck by him before this report. He alienated his only fans by spending money on OnlyFans.” — SETH MEYERS“Not the man that prevented 9/11!” — LESLIE JONES, guest host of “The Daily Show”“Santos got caught spending campaign money on Botox and OnlyFans. And this is on top of him stealing credit cards, wire fraud and identity theft. When he goes to jail, and they ask him, ‘What are you in for?’ he’s going to be, like, ‘Everything!’” — LESLIE JONES“How do you spend money on lavish trips to Atlantic City? Have you been to Atlantic City? A lavish trip there just means that you don’t go home with bed bugs.” — LESLIE JONES“I got to say, that’s the first time I’ve ever heard a trip to Atlantic City described as lavish. Drunk, terrifying, or grounds for divorce — but never lavish.” — SETH MEYERS“The halls are closing in on George. The long-awaited ethics report on Santos came out today. Investigators found what they call ‘substantial evidence’ of criminal wrongdoing. The report claims that, among other things, Santos used campaign funds on personal items like Sephora cosmetics, trips to Atlantic City, and even OnlyFans. Turns out they don’t sell fans at all. The name of the site is very misleading.” — JIMMY KIMMEL“The report dropped this morning and reveals that Santos ‘sought to fraudulently exploit every aspect of his House candidacy for his own personal and financial profit,’ and declares that he ‘warrants public condemnation, is beneath the dignity of the office, and has brought severe discredit upon the House.’ That is not easy to do. That is — that’s quite an accomplishment. That is a high chalk mark, because these days, the dignity of the House is slightly below a Golden Corral that just ran out of steak.” — STEPHEN COLBERTThe Punchiest Punchlines (President on President Edition)“President Biden and Chinese President Xi Jinping agreed yesterday to re-establish military communications. It’s what Biden is calling the greatest U.S.-China collaboration since ‘Rush Hour.’” — SETH MEYERS“Both men met for over four hours and, by all accounts, they really hit it off. That’s great news for Biden, because usually when something lasts for over four hours, he has to immediately call a doctor.” — JIMMY FALLON“President Xi said China wants to be a ‘partner and friend’ to the United States. Even said he’d send us new pandas for our national zoo. They’d taken our pandas back, now we’re getting the pandas — and, in return, we’ve agreed to send China two of the lesser Kardashians. I think it’s Rob and one of the cousins that lives in Topeka, or something.” — JIMMY KIMMEL“Biden wished President Xi’s wife a happy birthday, and President Xi was reportedly embarrassed because he had forgotten about his wife’s birthday. And that’s why we call him ‘President Steal Your Girl.’” — JIMMY KIMMELThe Bits Worth WatchingOn her last night guest hosting “The Daily Show,” Leslie Jones challenged New Yorkers to say nice things about public figures like Ron DeSantis, Vladimir Putin and Marjorie Taylor Greene.Also, Check This OutNicole Newnham’s new film about Shere Hite rescues the researcher from the margins of feminist history with both style and substance.Mike Wilson/IFC FilmsNicole Newnham’s documentary, “The Disappearance of Shere Hite,” charts the life and times of a pioneering feminist researcher. More

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    Stephen Colbert Sums Up Biden’s Meeting with China’s President: ‘He Said, Xi Said’

    Colbert said President Biden and China’s leader, Xi Jinping, had a lot to catch up on: “trade tensions, global flash points, who got hot over the summer.”Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. Here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.‘He Said, Xi Said’President Biden met with his Chinese counterpart, Xi Jinping, in San Francisco on Wednesday.Stephen Colbert pointed out that the two leaders last met a year ago, so they would “have so much to talk about: trade tensions, global flash points, who got hot over the summer. Spoiler alert: neither of them!”“Now, before the meeting, both sides tried to play it cool, and set expectations low. In fact, both countries said that whatever happened, both Biden and Xi would not put out a joint statement after the meeting. So it’s just going to be a case of ‘He said, Xi said.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT“Ahead of their meeting, Biden said, ‘We’re not trying to decouple from China. What we’re trying to do is change the relationship for the better.” In other words, for those of you who don’t follow international affairs, we’re Chris Martin and China is Gwyneth Paltrow and we’re just trying to raise a TikTok kid together, you know?” — JIMMY KIMMEL“China has a good reason to want to talk to America, and it’s cash. For the past few years, China’s economy has been struggling, with anemic consumer spending and high youth unemployment. It’s gotten so bad that second-graders can’t get a job at the iPhone factory.” — STEPHEN COLBERT“Things are shaky right now between the U.S. and China. This is the diplomatic version of a married couple dropping the kids at the in-laws to spend the night at a hotel, see if they can get things back on track. And I think these guys have known each other for a long time. President Xi is just happy to meet a president who doesn’t call his country ‘Gyna.’” — JIMMY KIMMELThe Punchiest Punchlines (Congressional Fight Club Edition)“Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy denied claims yesterday that he elbowed Republican Congressman Tim Burchett in the back and added ‘If I would hit somebody, they would know I hit them.’ I assume ’cause his fist would bruise.” — SETH MEYERS“[imitating Kevin McCarthy] If I hit him, he’d be on the ground. Then I’d kick him, and I’d take his bike, and his Pokemon cards, and his girlfriend would be my girlfriend, and then people would like me.” — STEPHEN COLBERT“Listen, I know what it’s like to want to fight a co-worker. But don’t do that at work — you wait for them in the parking lot like a responsible adult!” — LESLIE JONES, guest host of “The Daily Show”The Bits Worth WatchingThe director Taika Waititi played a game with Jimmy Fallon inspired by his new film “Next Goal Wins” on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”What We’re Excited About on Thursday NightComedian Maria Bamford will discuss her new memoir, “Sure, I’ll Join Your Cult” on Thursday’s “Late Show.”Also, Check This OutIn “Scene Partners,” Eric Berryman is among the nimble supporting cast and Dianne Wiest is a pleasure to watch as she makes her character’s innocence and bloodthirstiness equally believable, equally fresh, our critic writes. Sara Krulwich/The New York TimesIn the new play “Scene Partners,” Dianne Wiest stars as a 75-year-old woman who sets out to be a star. More

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    Jimmy Kimmel Said to Be Returning as Oscars Host

    It will be the late-night comedian’s fourth time as M.C. of the awards ceremony, which won back some viewers last year.Academy Awards organizers have decided to stick with a tried and true host: Jimmy Kimmel.Mr. Kimmel, the late-night comedian who has hosted the event three times, will return to the Oscars stage on March 10 to steer the 96th ceremony, according to two people briefed on the plan, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to disclose it. Molly McNearney, the co-head writer and an executive producer of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” on ABC, will serve as an executive producer for the 96th Oscars telecast.The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences did not respond to requests for comment.Seeking cultural relevancy for the ceremony following a period of plunging ratings, the academy and ABC, which broadcasts the Oscars, have bounced between formats in recent years. They tried three hosts in 2022 (Wanda Sykes, Regina Hall, Amy Schumer) and zero hosts, from 2019 to 2021. For the 2023 show, the academy returned to one host — Mr. Kimmel, who also did the job in 2017 and 2018.He delivered. Viewership rose to nearly 19 million people this year, according to Nielsen, up from 16.6 million the year before and 10.4 million in 2021, the lowest ever. Before 2018, the telecast had never dropped below 32 million.Just as important for the academy, Mr. Kimmel’s return was free of controversy, helping to restore luster to an event tarnished in 2022 when Will Smith marched onstage and slapped Chris Rock. The academy and ABC also overhauled the red carpet preshow, hiring consultants with experience at the Met Gala to make star arrivals feel less chaotic and more glamorous. The red carpet was vanquished in favor of a champagne-colored one.Hosting the ceremony was once viewed as a feather in the cap of top comedians like Billy Crystal, a nine-time host, and Whoopi Goldberg, who was M.C. four times. But many stars have become leery about the time commitment and potential backlash that hosting can bring. Trash-talking the Oscars — for its stilted banter, for the choices made by voters, for its very existence — has become a hallmark of the social media age.Hollywood’s awards season has been slow to start this time around because of the actors’ strike, which prevented stars from promoting finished work. With the strike resolved, studios and publicists have quickly ramped up awards campaigns, pushing stars like Emma Stone, a front-runner for a best actress nomination for her debauched performance in the surrealist comedic drama “Poor Things,” and films like “American Fiction,” a satire about a writer who puts together a fake memoir that turns on racial stereotypes.Other films expected to prominently figure into the 96th Academy Awards include “Barbie” and “Oppenheimer,” both of which were runaway successes at the global box office. If they receive as many nominations as people in Hollywood expect, it will help Mr. Kimmel: Viewership for the Oscars tends to increase when popular films are honored. More