Stephen Colbert was grateful that “by the grace of God, sometimes bad things happen to Alex Jones” on Wednesday.
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The Biggest Loser
A jury in Connecticut ordered Alex Jones to pay nearly $1 billion in damages to families of eight Sandy Hook victims and one F.B.I. agent on Wednesday.
Stephen Colbert couldn’t contain his glee on Wednesday night’s “Late Show.”
“And tonight I come to you with a spring in my step, a song in my heart, emotionally and spiritually refreshed. Because, you know how as humans, we have to accept the fact that sometimes bad things happen to good people? Well, by the grace of God, sometimes bad things happen to Alex Jones.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“That’s a lot of money! You heard that right — billion with a capital ‘Byeee.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“I guess the good guys just won the Infowars, is what happened there.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Punchiest Punchlines (Walker on Eggshells Edition)
“The latest on Herschel is that abortion that the mother of one of his sons said he paid for, she said she had to badger him to even get the money. She said she told him, ‘Listen, both of us did this. We both know how babies are made,’ which I’m not so sure Herschel does. Because I’m not so sure Herschel knows how bread is made.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Maybe Herschel doesn’t even know what ‘pro life’ means. Maybe he was like, ‘I was a pro football player — this is my life. Pro life!” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Aah, so he’s cool with abortion as long as it doesn’t cost him. So he’s socially liberal, fiscally conservative, complete a-hole.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“The election in Georgia is now less than a month away. Walker doesn’t intend to pull out. Pulling out isn’t his thing.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Camila Cabello and Jimmy Fallon guessed song titles using only emojis for clues on Wednesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Thursday Night
Trevor Noah will surely talk about signing off from “The Daily Show” during his Thursday appearance on “The Tonight Show.”
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Source: Television - nytimes.com
